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AndyC

#480
July 24, 2009, 06:07:49 PM
Impossible, what with the Marx Brothers being dead and all.


How did I get here, and where is that large automobile?
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Derf

#481
July 24, 2009, 09:06:20 PM
In the river that flows underground. Your beautiful wife is in the front seat.


When confronted by angry cannibals, is it more proper to wear white shoes or brown shoes?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Mr. DS

#482
July 24, 2009, 09:09:28 PM
Brown.  Even if white, the load you'll drop when you see cannibals will turn them brown anyhow.

Dude, wheres my car?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

p1zl3

#483
July 24, 2009, 11:12:12 PM
...Sorry, I borrowed it and here's $200 for the "love-stain" on the back seat. D*ckhead move on my part.


Do all zombies have 500lb+ test intestines like Nazi Zombies do in "Dod Sno"?




Doggett

#484
August 03, 2009, 04:31:41 PM
Yes.





Who is going to want to smell like Amy Winehouse ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#485
August 03, 2009, 04:49:45 PM Last Edit: August 03, 2009, 04:51:16 PM by AndyC
Might be an improvement for this kid:



Who wants free corn?

(That's the next question, but it actually makes a pretty good caption.)
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hellbilly

#486
August 03, 2009, 05:10:51 PM
The children of Gatlin.

Why did Michael Jackson's mom get custody of his kids?

Derf

#487
August 03, 2009, 11:24:33 PM
Because she has such a great track record of raising stable, well-adjusted children.


I came in here looking for something. What was it?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#488
August 04, 2009, 05:02:54 AM
Your car keys. Thanks for leaning them to me, here have them back.



Why are you on fire ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#489
August 04, 2009, 05:06:24 AM
Because I've got a bad desire.


What's that on your head?
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Javakoala

#490
August 04, 2009, 05:45:27 AM
I'm not sure, but don't make any sudden movements. I think it might bite.

Why are there crackers all over the couch?

Trevor

#491
August 04, 2009, 06:09:25 AM
 :buggedout: Ermm... sorry, I forgot to clean up after last night.

Will my underpants ever be clean again?
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Derf

#492
August 04, 2009, 07:06:26 AM
I think the bigger question is, were they ever really clean to begin with?


Where were you on the night of June 5th?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Jack

#493
August 04, 2009, 07:09:19 AM
Probably in bed sleeping.

What is the exact origin of the phrase "Don't get your panties in a bunch"?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

#494
August 04, 2009, 07:49:27 AM Last Edit: August 04, 2009, 10:05:47 AM by doggett
No idea. But I wouldn't get your knickers in a twist over it.


Did you hear about what Darksider, Circus, Newt, ghouck, the Rev., Sister Grace, AndyC, 3mnkids, Trevor, Jack and javakoala all did last night ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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