Things You've Learned From Cartoons

[Mr. DS]

Mostly blind old guys still have their drivers license.   

[Leah]

chocking someone after over and over will not snap their neck
alien who go to skool will have to face a paranoid person

[Psycho Circus]

The earth will eventually be taken over by plant-like creatures, unless a young boy (aided by a robot, a wizard and a fish) and his father can press their "roots" together...

[Jack]

Never join an organization named Cobra - they may seem well organized and funded, but they're incredibly inept.

You never want to "form blazing sword" at the beginning of a battle - always wait until you've gotten your butt kicked first.

[Mr. DS]

Skunks sexually harass painted cats relentlessly. 

A rabbit dressed like a woman can fool just about anyone.

Shooting guns at the ground will make you levitate briefly. 

Coyotes and Sheep Dogs may not work well together, but can be the best of friends off hours. 

Mice in Mexico are beyond fast. 

[Psycho Circus]

Eating bananas makes you stronger and able to fly...

[SPazzo]

No matter what kind of painful sh*t happens to you in a cartoon world, you will ALWAYS be OK and never die.  (And if you do die, you'll still be there in the next episode (unless you're Maude Flanders))!

[Mr. DS]

The Griffins have worked in every job field known to man. 

[Leah]

there are people that can blast a ray from their hands (DBZ)
there are yellow skinned people
an older sister with a hyper disorder will destroy your lab
purple skinned dogs are big scaredy cats, but can scream very loudly
people who are annoyed will turn red and have steam coming out of their ears

[Psycho Circus]

There is no such thing as a real mustache...

[The Burgomaster]

* If you eat hot peppers, flames will shoot out of your mouth like a blow-torch

* Mice wear gloves

* Falling down creates a sound like a slide-whistle

* Explosions just fray your collar and make your face turn black

* Your eyes can roll around 360 degrees in their sockets

* Some cats speak with a lisp

* If you spit on your palms, you can lift extremely heavy objects

[Psycho Circus]

It is perfectly acceptable to shout "HO!" in public places...

[SkullBat308]

You can turn a robot into a person through the process of de-fossilization

[retrorussell]

When running away from something/someone, you must run in place, and a foot off the ground for a few seconds first.

When driving, the landscape moving in the background repeats itself every couple seconds.

If the villian and the protagonist are in a tree, and the villian saws through the limb the protagonist is standing at the end of, the tree will fall but the limb will stay afloat in midair.

When accidentally running past a door you meant to enter, you must hop on one leg a few times, then go through the door.

[The Burgomaster]

When accidentally running past a door you meant to enter, you must hop on one leg a few times, then go through the door.

I'm giving you an Oscar nomination for mentioning this one!