I'm Drunk

[Rev. Powell]

I'm not drunk yet, but about 2 beers into my six pack.  Sad.  Only got 4 left.

Ah well.  I shall finish.

Sadly, I've been on a downward spiral lately.  I try to make things better, things happen, and it's back to square one.

I'm truly sorry to hear that.    I always think one should drink for jolliness, not from sorrow.

[HappyGilmore]

I'm not drunk yet, but about 2 beers into my six pack.  Sad.  Only got 4 left.

Ah well.  I shall finish.

Sadly, I've been on a downward spiral lately.  I try to make things better, things happen, and it's back to square one.

I'm truly sorry to hear that.    I always think one should drink for jolliness, not from sorrow.

I do it for both.  I've been trying to avoid it if at all possible though.  Seen how bad people can get to wanna end up like them.

[Rev. Powell]

I'm not drunk yet, but about 2 beers into my six pack.  Sad.  Only got 4 left.

Ah well.  I shall finish.

Sadly, I've been on a downward spiral lately.  I try to make things better, things happen, and it's back to square one.

I'm truly sorry to hear that.    I always think one should drink for jolliness, not from sorrow.

I do it for both.  I've been trying to avoid it if at all possible though.  Seen how bad people can get to wanna end up like them.

I used to drink out of anger, that's the worst of all. 

[Javakoala]

I'm drinking because I can.  Not drunk as much as happily buzzed, damn my resistance to alcohol once I start serious drinking.

I'm hungry; who's fixing nachos?

[HappyGilmore]

I'm drinking because I can.  Not drunk as much as happily buzzed, damn my resistance to alcohol once I start serious drinking.

I'm hungry; who's fixing nachos?

No nachos.  But Pico De Gallo is good when your drunk.  Or hoagies at 3AM.  At least, they work for me.

I'm not drunk yet, but about 2 beers into my six pack.  Sad.  Only got 4 left.

Ah well.  I shall finish.

Sadly, I've been on a downward spiral lately.  I try to make things better, things happen, and it's back to square one.

I'm truly sorry to hear that.    I always think one should drink for jolliness, not from sorrow.

I do it for both.  I've been trying to avoid it if at all possible though.  Seen how bad people can get to wanna end up like them.

I used to drink out of anger, that's the worst of all. 

I've never been drunk and angry.  When I get drunk I get really happy and talkative, actually.  But when I get angry, I get really really angry.  But when I'm drunk and angry, I seem to just not care about whatever it was that made me angry.  Just like, "Oh, that? Eh, I'll just have another one."  And I just stay in my little hole.  Kinda like drugs. 

[Psycho Circus]

I'm a happy drunk, but if I mix my drinks I become a raving psychopath hell bent on destroying myself and everyone around me.

Ah, good times....

[Javakoala]

I'm a happy drunk, but if I mix my drinks I become a raving psychopath hell bent on destroying myself and everyone around me.

Ah, good times....

I want to party with you, dude. I just want to make sure I have a good place to hide when the s**t hits the fan.

[Psycho Circus]

I'm a happy drunk, but if I mix my drinks I become a raving psychopath hell bent on destroying myself and everyone around me.

Ah, good times....

I want to party with you, dude. I just want to make sure I have a good place to hide when the s**t hits the fan.

[Saucerman]

Had my first drink of the night before I left work.  Had it in the back of a van with three fine Puerto Rican ladies, two of whom I'd spent the preceding half-hour singing the greatest hits of 80s Hair Metal with, in order to make the last half-hour of work go faster.

I'm now wrapping up beer two, and rocking out to Pat Benatar.  Beer three coming.

[HappyGilmore]

Went to a friend's birthday last night.  Got especially loopy, ended up in a car with 4 babes after we got kicked out.  Good night.

Till I woke up this morning feeling not so nice and wondering how I got home.

[Psycho Circus]

I'm drunk. 3 big bottles of Cobra. Yep 

[Jack]

I'm rather pleasantly buzzed.  I just watched an episode of Stargate Universe and thought it wasn't too bad.  I must be on the verge of feeling no pain 

[Psycho Circus]

Still slightly drunk....

[voltron]

Do I get bonus points because I'm drunk and stoned? Today is my brither's birthday( RIP little bro), and I'm having a few in his honour.   

[Sister Grace]

Do I get bonus points because I'm drunk and stoned? Today is my brither's birthday( RIP little bro), and I'm having a few in his honour.   

Sorry to hear about your little bother.

if we get double points for being stoned, then i should win a prize!!! It's saturday night again lonely and by myself. well, i have my morphine and wine to keep me company. oh, and the dog but he's not saying much...mostly he just stares.

damn, i got to get out more...