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The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Fausto

Never had a problem eating meat, although I've always felt it should go both ways. Animals should be allowed to wear human skin. Also, if a guard dog kills an intruder that tresspasses on his property, its only fair that he should be allowed to keep the remains.
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Saucerman

The toothpaste I was working with today was made with aloe vera, Iceland moss, and "oil of olive leaf."  This is a European-only brand.  No fluoride in it, which allowed me to launch into the "have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?" monologue from DR. STRANGELOVE.  My coworkers didn't get it.

Allhallowsday

Why die and be right when you can live and be wrong? 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

BTM

Quote from: Wortcov on November 12, 2009, 12:31:41 AM
its 6:31 in the morning and I probably got a ear infection. Why am I still awake?

Ahh, sorry to hear about that man, I had one of those a month or two back.  If you go to the doc, make sure he checks inside the ear to see if it's a inner ear or a surface infection.  First time I went, I saw my doc's MA and he just gave me antibiotics, but since I had surface infection, they didn't do s**t.  Next two days my ear was all swollen and crap.  Then I saw my doctor (didn't have an appointment, just went in REAL early and told how much pain I was in), and he said, basically, "Oh, wait, you need ear drops for this one... that or you could try vinegar."  (Vinegar helped, but after the first couple of time it started to burn a bit too much, so the doc prescribed some pills.  Luckily though, my ear had gotten well at this point I didn't need them.)

Anyway, best of luck, hope it passes soon!
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

BTM

Quote from: The DarkSider on November 12, 2009, 09:13:41 PM
Max Cavalera era Sepultura is the true definition of what thrash metal should sound like.   :thumbup:

Is that the era they did Chaos AD?  (That's the only song by Sepulture I know off-hand..)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

BTM

Quote from: Saucerman on November 12, 2009, 11:06:37 AM
I'd overheard a coworker say he'd witnessed the sabotage take place, but didn't want to report it because the proffered reward was "too small" at "only" $500.  He felt that, if they really wanted to know who did it, they'd offer at least $2,000. 

So, when it came time for me to be interviewed, I told them this coworker's name and what I'd overheard him say.  Another coworker had also overheard this guy's story, and corroborated my information. 

They interviewed this guy three times, with each of the three PIs taking a turn on him. 

Today might prove interesting at work.

Man, that guy sounds like a freaking DOUCHE!  I mean, granted, you may not like the job you work at, but freaking INK in toothpaste could probably do some damage to people and you'd think you'd report it just out of conscience alone.  

(Plus, to me, $500 WOULD be a decent amount of money, especially if it was tax free...)

Please keep up update on this, I want to hear what happened next!

:)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

lester1/2jr

this guy does blueandyrooney does a andy rooney parady type character on twitter


"I've been hearing a lot of "I will say this" used to preface a response. How goddamn stately. I'll pay extra attention. "



"Tailgating is fine but like everything connected with sports often meathead dumbf**ks take it too far. A hot tub? Christ. "



"Like a lot of Americans I keep my pens in a cup. What the f**k is that? And why the hell did I choose that particular cup? "

Psycho Circus

Ah, another night where I've been invited out, but got in a bad mood and failed to show my face. I love being me - one minute I hate being alone, the next I hate being around other people and nothing ever makes me happy. They'll all be saying to me "Oh you should've come out, where were you?" and I'll be like "I just didn't want to go out". But they make me feel like I've committed a crime. I don't want to feel forced into things I'm not comfortable with and I don't want to feel guilty about NOT doing that afterward.  :hatred:

ER

In making their hamburgers over these 60 years, I bet McDonald's is responsible for the deaths of literally hundreds of cows.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Psycho Circus

Quote from: ER on November 13, 2009, 03:20:31 PM
In making their hamburgers over these 60 years, I bet McDonald's is responsible for the deaths of literally hundreds of cows.

More like millions...

lester1/2jr


indianasmith

I feel more like I do today than I did yesterday.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr. DS

My wife is watching Stephanie Myers on Oprah.  The topc in my words, "how to make millions with sh*tty writting".  My wife didn't find that comment funny. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Jack

We got one of those damned water purifier things.  My wife says the water from it tastes recycled.  "Recycled?"  I said, "You mean, as opposed to the brand new stuff they manufacture at those big water factories?"  I got the scrunched-up nose smirk.

My cat typed this:  r4555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555sde.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

SkullBat308

Quote from: Circus_Circus on November 13, 2009, 02:23:57 PM
Ah, another night where I've been invited out, but got in a bad mood and failed to show my face. I love being me - one minute I hate being alone, the next I hate being around other people and nothing ever makes me happy. They'll all be saying to me "Oh you should've come out, where were you?" and I'll be like "I just didn't want to go out". But they make me feel like I've committed a crime. I don't want to feel forced into things I'm not comfortable with and I don't want to feel guilty about NOT doing that afterward.  :hatred:

I have the same dilemma :bluesad: .....sigh
The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft