To Hell With History

[Mr. DS]

"We're selling this sh*t on Ebay..."

[SynapticBoomstick]

"So, we wait until Mark falls alseep first and..."

[SPazzo]

"Well, I picked it up at a garage sale for a buck fifty.  I might put it over the fireplace.  What do you think guys?...... Guys?"

[paula]

"yeah, so what if he can act as good as me...."

[AndyC]

"I think your ventriloquist act needs a different gimmick."

[Silverlady]

"We can market it as a Pez Dispenser and make a fortune ...!"

[Rev. Powell]

You stole that from a dead man's tomb? Tut-tut.

[Blacklight]

"Don't look at me.  This was my wife's Idea."

[retrorussell]

Guy holding Tut bust: Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see.. people stand in line, to see the boy king!
2 guys: King Tut!
Guy: How'd you get so funky?
2 guys: Funky Tut!
Guy: Did you do the monkey?
2 guys: Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut!

[paula]

"Look at the sh*t my wife gets at Christmas Tree Shop!"

[fortunato]

Guys, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Laura...