Films so Bad that They are Evil

lester1/2jr · March 20, 2010, 11:19:31 AM

Skullduggery

JaseSF · March 20, 2010, 01:54:02 PM

Most H.G. Lewis films fit the bill for me. Most of them seem obsessed with torturing and mutilating women via the process of cheesy gory special effects.

Silverlady · March 20, 2010, 02:31:05 PM

Quote from: indianasmith on March 19, 2010, 11:26:03 PM
For pure, siezure inducing, moronic evil, you need look no further than . . .

THE LAND OF THE LOST!

Curse you, Will Ferrell!!!!

Geez, I couldn't agree with you more. I so had wanted this one to be good ... and it was horribly bad!

Allhallowsday · March 20, 2010, 10:06:13 PM

Quote from: Cthulhu on March 20, 2010, 05:59:49 AM
Cathy's curse.
I'm not sure if it was trying to hurt me but it certainly did.

I started watching that the other night... prepubescent "Audrey Rose" ripoff with budding breasts,

just gross... flipped out mother, dopey no-effects, truly horrible and I was only a half hour in... can't wait to finish it!!!

Andrew · March 20, 2010, 10:56:07 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 20, 2010, 11:02:16 AM
Quote from: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:43:34 AM

The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters
On par with the student films that my friends made in high school. However, unlike those films, none of the people appearing in this are my friends - which means that they are my enemies.

Dang! I almost fell over in my chair from laffing after reading this!

Ah, you've seen "The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters." That is just an awful mess, and painful to watch.

3mnkids · March 20, 2010, 11:06:56 PM

Forest of Death~~Did you know that if a tree witnesses a murder it can help solve the crime?

RCMerchant · March 21, 2010, 01:39:36 AM

Quote from: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:56:07 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 20, 2010, 11:02:16 AM
Quote from: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:43:34 AM

The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters
On par with the student films that my friends made in high school. However, unlike those films, none of the people appearing in this are my friends - which means that they are my enemies.

Dang! I almost fell over in my chair from laffing after reading this!

Ah, you've seen "The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters." That is just an awful mess, and painful to watch.

Yeah-pretty heart rending.I've had hangovers that were more enjoyable!

Bmeansgood · March 21, 2010, 03:56:47 AM

Caligula--made me feel dirty for about a week.

voltron · March 23, 2010, 05:47:11 PM

Quote from: Allhallowsday on March 20, 2010, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on March 20, 2010, 05:59:49 AM
Cathy's curse.
I'm not sure if it was trying to hurt me but it certainly did.
I started watching that the other night... prepubescent "Audrey Rose" ripoff with budding breasts, just gross... flipped out mother, dopey no-effects, truly horrible and I was only a half hour in... can't wait to finish it!!!

I actually liked Cathy's Curse when I saw it as a kid (my standards were pretty low), but I believe I've seen worse. Anyone catch Lurkers? Ugh.

Skull · March 23, 2010, 11:54:17 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 19, 2010, 08:15:02 PM
the rocky horror picture show. I won't even capilize this useless piece of moronic trying to pretend they are "hip" b^llsh!.....pretensious (did I spell that right?Mebbe not. ) What was I talking about? OH YEAH! Evil movies. Yeah. Rocky Horror. And Titanic. I do not enjoy people telling me....over-and over-how cool titanic is (I think it sucks so bad that I wont even give it the respect of captilize (did I spell that right?)the......ah sh4t....I dont even know whut I'm talking about...

I do like the time warp but saddly the movie is longer then 5 min. music video... For years I kept hearing how good Rocky Horror is and when I finally seen it (which was in the early 1990's). I'd thought it was ok for a musical cross-dressing-freak-show, but the story seemed more of a cartoon rape fantasy disguised as a new wave musical, or is it glam rock?

I agree with RC on this one... the story is pure evil...

Trevor · March 24, 2010, 07:20:51 AM

Quote from: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:43:34 AM
Once more, a pretentious 1960s film, and, oh goody, Anthony Newley's bare buttocks.

Still, it does have Joan Collins as "Polyester Poontang".

Derf · March 24, 2010, 07:40:34 AM

I may catch some flak here for this one, but Meet the Feebles made me feel dirty in my soul. I wanted to like it; I mean, it's a twisted send up of the Muppets. I should like it. But I've watched it twice, and both times, I felt dirty for a week afterward.

Leah · March 24, 2010, 07:43:11 AM

Garbage Pail Kids, Batman and Robin, Star Wars Holiday Special, Lost in Space, Bio-dome- these are what the Nostalgia Critic would call Evil