Film Quote of the Day

[lester1/2jr]

Can I interest you in a night cap? / No, thank you. I don't wear them-naked gun

[Sleepyskull]

Various people singing: Oh say, can you see my eyes? If you can, then my hair's too short.

- Hair (1979)

[Psycho Circus]

"I would appreciate it if you would not act like a walking hard-on while we're on the job."

-Stakeout (1987)

[Raffine]

"Oh dear! The guests will have to eat hamburgers for dinner tonight."

Mrs. Fremont - BLOOD FEAST (1963)

[Rev. Powell]

"Oh my God... you're a wicked cool covert operative masquerading as a sex toy tycoon!"

--b***h SLAP

[Sleepyskull]

From A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors (1987):

[in Jennifer's dream]
Dick Cavett: Can I ask you a question?
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Why certainly.
[Dick Cavett turns into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger: Who gives a f**k what you think?

[lester1/2jr]

I don't remember the exact quote but these guys doing surveilence on Marcello Mastrioni in "the 10th victim" :  "typical Italian, just loafs around in the sun all day. like a turtle"

[diamondwaspvenom]

"I am completely out of ammo. That's never happened to me before."

-Burt Gummer, Tremors 2: Aftershocks

[Leah]

Groovy
-Bruce Cambell, Evil Dead 2

[WingedSerpent]

Commander-Do something violent!

Stephen Colbert as the President in Monsters vs Aliens

[Leah]

Tyler Durden: Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
-Fight Club

[Killer Bees]

"It's a damn shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

Better Off Dead

[metalmonster]

"Hey Do You Know Who I Am?....I'm Heinz Hummer , The Gigolo With The Most Below , I Could Give You A Cambodian Creamsicle That Could Have You Screaming All Night Long.... But Not Right Now Cause I'm Busy So Leave Me Alone B**ch"



-Duce Bigalow 2

[metalmonster]

" If Your Friend Isn't Gay Then Why Was He Checking Out A Dead Man's Penis?"




Also From DUCE BIGALOW 2

[SPazzo]

I DO want your money, because God wants your money.
-Reverend Larry - Repo Man (1984)