Film Quote of the Day

[Sleepyskull]

[after picking someone's pocket]
Phillipe: I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that YOU know what a weak-willed person I am.

- from Ladyhawke (1985)

[joejoeherron]

larry: you know what a smart man would do at a time like this ?

deak: no, what ?

larry: I don't know, I thought you would know.

Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry

[metalmonster]

"come on i gotta take a p*** and my d**k aint gonna shake itself"


-SUPERBAD

[Rev. Powell]

"What's there to smile about?"

--O LUCKY MAN!

[Starsky]

"This war's a god damn waste, I be glad to go home"
"Bastard! Better court marshal you!"  - hits Miles O'Keeffe

-Hells Heroes

That's a mistake most people only make once

[joejoeherron]

man; holy cow! wadda use, a .38 ?

woman; .38 , .39, whatever it took.


MR. MOM

[Psycho Circus]

"Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most  powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck."

-The Dark Knight (2008)

[Doggett]

"Kiss is kill"

Pontypool

[Rev. Powell]

"You're a nun, right? So it's easy to put souls into a mecha.  Fantastic!" --SAMURAI PRINCESS

[Doggett]

"Start with the Germans, end the war with the Brits. How French can you get ?"

Female Agents.

[Vik]

" My tits are gonna rot off."
- Marla, Fight Club

[Doggett]

"Dad, I'm surrounded by man eating chickens"

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

[Rev. Powell]

"Of course she hung up on you, it sounds like you smoked your underpants!"

--DEAD SNOW

[Oscar]

The "Worst Comedies" thread put me in mind of one of the best...

Clouseau: Mrs. Loveliver, unless I miss my guess, you are the housekeeper?

Housekeeper: I have been with Professor Fasbinder for thirty years.

Clouseau: That would explain your exaggerated hysteria about a mere blemish on the furniture.

Housekeeper: But that was a priceless Steinway!

Clouseau: Not anymore. 

The Pink Panther Strikes Again

[Starsky]

"here, this will calm you down" - puts his hands on her tittys

- An American Werewolf in Paris