Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Derf]

Well, I kissed a girl (and I liked it), but she just wanted to have fun. However, she couldn't tell me what she wants, what she really, really wants. If she knew what she wants, I'd be giving it to her. We talked, and you should hear how she talks about you; you should hear what she's saying! But I'm a wanderer (they call me The Wanderer), so I gotta be rambling on. By the time I get to Phoenix, she'll be waking. Then, it's Surf City, U.S.A., where there's two girls for every boy!


How does one become a rocket scientist?

[AndyC]

Kind of a moot point, since you don't have to be one for so many things.

Doctor who?

[retrorussell]

The guy on first is apparently a doctor now!

Did you forget to wipe?

[Derf]

Of course not. I used your nice, new white shirt. Here, you can have it back now.



How stupid can you be?

[AndyC]

I don't understand the question.


Why does a baby buggy need rubber bumpers anyway?

[retrorussell]

So it will survive intact when a car hits it.

What was Journey's best song?

[Derf]

It was that one, with the short guy singing about some girl. It went, "La LA lalala" or something like that.


Why didn't Gilligan ever put the moves on Mary Ann? She was sooo into him.

[retrorussell]

Because he was into Skipper.  The petname "Little Buddy" was a dead giveaway to their forbidden love.

Which is better: Columns or Tetris?

[Rev. Powell]

Columns, because without them the roof would have fallen in on me long ago.

Why won't the traffic allow everything about show business to be appealing?

[Derf]

Because the traffic has seen Kevin Costner "act."



How now, brown cow?

[Mr. DS]

He brown because he's been rolling in his own pies again.

How's your family been?

[Trevor]

My family's fine ~ my mom sends regards to all here. Just btw: that wasn't actually a stupid question, it was rather nice in fact. 

Why did FIFA decide to hold the Soccer World Cup in what is winter here? 

[retrorussell]

In hopes that the players will show off some sassy legwarmers.

Was Freud a genius or just an old pervert?

[Derf]

A pervert, but a genius of perversion.



Do we really want the buffalo gals to come out tonight?

[retrorussell]

No, because the male buffaloes will think that we stole them from them and will attack us.

Why is Smurfette such a slut?