Film Quote of the Day

[BTM]

Hijack Leader: [cradling wrist where Eli has severed his hand] What are you standing around for? Kiss him!
Hijacker: What'd he say?
Eli: He's in shock. I think he meant "Kill Him."
      -Book of Eli

[Rev. Powell]

Max: "Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes."

[Ometiklan]

Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war.
-General Chang Star Trek VI

Ah Klingon Shakespere.

[BTM]

Tallahassee (finding a bag full of automatic weapons in the back of a pickup truck): Thank God for rednecks!!
      -Zombieland

[InformationGeek]

Cockroaches: {Forming the words} We live.

From Bug (1975)

[metalmonster]

"You Took My Winged Weiner!"



-From The Movie WEINERS

[Ometiklan]

Tallahassee (finding a bag full of automatic weapons in the back of a pickup truck): Thank God for rednecks!!
      -Zombieland

Another one from Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig

[Rev. Powell]

"I guess we can't punish Victor for bringing Sparky back from the dead."

--FRANKENWEENIE

[Corey]

"Meat sells itself Lorane! I wanna ride in a F***in car."
     -Blood Car


"...but look at me. I'm in a F***in car! Tackeling this rod like a princess."
     -Blood Car


"That's right! ...I've got free puppys and candy in the trunk."
     -Blood Car



These quotes wern't exact but as close as I can remember

[3mnkids]

Don't be asking him he's f**kin retarded! Sorry, no offense but you are, okay?~ State of Grace

[BTM]

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: [yelling from outside] Paging Doctor Faggot. Doctor Faggot!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Doctor Faggot.
    -The Hangover

[diamondwaspvenom]

"I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bulls***! I did not hit her! I did naaaaggghhht. Oh hi Mark."

-The Room (Best/Worst line ever spoken on film!)

[SkullBat308]

"I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bulls***! I did not hit her! I did naaaaggghhht. Oh hi Mark."

-The Room (Best/Worst line ever spoken on film!)

LOL this movie is so awful and funny

[InformationGeek]

From Kick-Ass:

Todd: Yeah! I think I'm in love with her, dude.
Marty: She looks like she's about 11 years old but...
Todd: I can wait! I solemnly vow to save myself for her.
Marty: I can see how that would be really difficult for you.

[Hammock Rider]

2 from the Seven Samurai:


Gisaku: What's the use of worrying about your beard when your head's about to be taken?

Kikuchiyo: You fool! Damn you! You call yourself a horse! For shame! Hey! Wait! Please! I apologize! Forgive me!