Things you should never do while naked

[Silverlady]

go through security at an airport

drain spaghetti

eat tacos

touch poison ivy

get a haircut

[Vik]

Go to the zoo.

[dean]

I like the warning on some chainsaw that made the news once which warned to hold the chainsaw away from your genitals when in use.

It must have been a big enough problem that they had to include a warning to save their backsides! 

[Sleepyskull]

I like the warning on some chainsaw that made the news once which warned to hold the chainsaw away from your genitals when in use.

It must have been a big enough problem that they had to include a warning to save their backsides! 

It's depressing that there are that many stupid people out there...

[Flick James]

Step out of the master bathroom when your mother-in-law is visiting, no matter how much you may think that she has gone to bed for the night and that you are alone with your wife. Just don't do it.

[The Burgomaster]

Answer the doorbell.

It's obvious you've never been to my house.

[The Burgomaster]

Has anyone mentioned:

* Using the vacuum cleaner

* Sharpening ice skates

* Using a paper shredder

* Rolling dough

* Using a snow blower

[Andrew]

Lion taming

Bee husbandry

Paintball

Dodgeball

[Mr. DS]

Sledding

Sanding

Figure Skating

[Hammock Rider]

They've dubbed in some dialogue that's NSFW so turn down the sound if appropriate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaw7qX_ZDNE&feature=related

[Vik]

Having a snowball fight.

[Newt]

Ride (bicycle or horse - your choice)
Play with the cat.

[Flick James]

Ride (bicycle or horse - your choice)

Unless you're protesting oppressive taxation like Lady Godiva, then it's okay.

[Newt]

Run...if you're a guy

Yeah...about that...are we talking about things that are 'bad' in a personal experience sort of way, or bad as in 'will cause spectators to suffer'?  'Cause as much as naked females running toward you might be a big hit in male fantasies...it isn't much fun to do, if you're the female.   

[JaseSF]

Have a weenie roast
Go to a public dance
Bait a fish hook

Hmm this reminds me a funny story my girlfriend told me. Apparently in the middle of the night from her home, she spotted a man across the street in a vacant lot getting undressed amazingly enough.  He just basically went about his business, removing his items of clothing, folding them and laying them down on the ground as though he were going to bed. Finally he wound up start naked and lying down in a rose bush! My girlfriend called the police and told me that at the scene, the cops had to awaken the guy and he thereafter had to be carried to the clinic to have thorns removed from his backside. Yeewoucch!!! I'm assuming he had to be either drunk or stoned out of his gourd to end up there. There's incentive not to abuse folks, for you too may end up naked in a rose bush.