BAD MOVIE ZOO!

[Andrew]

Description: Gigantic antimatter space buzzard (as big as a battleship no less).

Sorry to interrupt, but are you sure about the size?  Can you quote one of the characters describing the creature being "as big as a battleship?"

[Shadow]

Do CLOWNs (Continuously Lurking Omniscient Wearisome Narrator) count?

[JPickettIII]

Do CLOWNs (Continuously Lurking Omniscient Wearisome Narrator) count?

I just read this.  FUNNY.

Later,

John

[retrorussell]

Name: Boogens
Filmography: The Boogens (1981)
Quote: RAAAAAARH!!!
Description: Looks like a turtle/octopus hybrid with fangs.  Yep, pretty damn silly.

[Hammock Rider]

Name:  The Deadly Mantis

Filmography: The Deadly Mantis (1958)

Quote: "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...............Munch Munch Munch!"

Description:  A frozen pre-historic bug awakened and growed up to giant size by radiation! Known to enjoy having eskimoes over for dinner

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Hobgoblins

Filmography: Hobgoblins (1988), Hobgoblins 2 (2009)

Quote: "GRRAAWWARARARGGHHH!"

Description: A space creature that resembles a starved/unshaven gremlin that has the power to make an individual's personal fantasy come true. However, this comes with a terrible price as the fantasy horribly kills the individual.

[retrorussell]

Name: Humanoid
Filmography: Humanoids From The Deep (1980), remake (1996)
Quote: RAHHHHRR!
or, RAHR!  RAHR!  RAHR!  RAHR! (as it climaxes.. eww..)
Description: Mutated fish that come ashore in a California fishing town and kill the men and rape the women.  Not a good film for feminists to watch.

[Chainsawmidget]

Description: Gigantic antimatter space buzzard (as big as a battleship no less).

Sorry to interrupt, but are you sure about the size?  Can you quote one of the characters describing the creature being "as big as a battleship?"

Characters and the Narrator. 

From IMD ...

Sally: Did he say what it was?
Gen. Van Buskirk: Yes, he did. A bird. A bird as big as a Battleship...

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Narrator: Once more a frantic pilot radios in a report on a UFO. A bird. A bird as big as a Battleship!

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Sally: If felt like something collided with us up there!
Mitch MacAfee: Yeah, a flying Battleship that wasn't there."

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Sally: Oh, nothing so domestic as a flying saucer, officer. Just a flying Battleship.
Police Officer: Well, have a good time with your flying Battleship.

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Sally: Oh, come off it, Mitch, you've done enough harm with your flying Battleship...

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Sally: Well, flying Battleships, pink elephants, same difference.
Mitch MacAfee: I said it looked like a Battleship, not that it was a Battleship.

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Narrator: Something, he didn't know what, but something as big as a Battleship has just flown over and past him."

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Seems they really wanted to drive home that "big as a battleship" point. 

[Flick James]

I was going to give you karma for a great topic. Oh well.

[Hammock Rider]

Name:  The Blob

Filmography: The Blob (1988)

Quote: "Gurgle"...Although it doesn't really have a mouth.

Description:  The 1988 version was a microbe sent into space by the military. When it fell back to Earth it was different, and hungry.

[Chainsawmidget]

Name:  The Creature from the Black Lagoon
aka: the Gillman or Gill-man
aka:  the Creature
aka:  Uncle Gillbert Munster

Filmography: Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
Revenge of the Creature (1955)
The Creature Walks Among us (1956)
The Munsters
The Colgate Comedy Hour/Abbot and Costello meet the Creature
numerous other cameos and appearances including Simpsons, Robot Chicken, and Family Guy

Quote: *The creature has declined to comment at this time*

Description:  The missing link between man and fish.  Apparently, there's more than one of them.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Krites

Filmography: Critters (1986), Critters 2 (1988), Critters 3 (1991), Critters 4 (1992)

Quote: RRAaachhhRRAAarrcccHHH!!

Description: A small, round and furry creature from outer space. These creatures are known for being extremely ravinous considering their carnivorous appetites.

     Aside from their rows of sharp, dagger-like teeth, the krites can also shoot spines out from their backs in order to stun their prey thus giving them the chance to move in for the kill.

     These little critters have also been known to form a giant "critterball", the result of a large pack gathering together and and latching on to eachother to form a gigantic ball that will consume any creature unfortunate enough to get in the way.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Arnold

Filmography: Munchies (1987)

Quote: Hey bro, I smell ice cream. Where is it?

Description: A small, reptillian alien with sharp teeth and claws. Normally friendly, these creatures will not attack a human unless provoked. Should one be cut into pieces, each segment will regenerate into a new creature. The new creatures will be much more wild and rowdy than the original, and have interests in junk food and beautiful women.

[RCMerchant]

Wow! Amazed to see this old thread back!



Name: Lobo
Filmography: BRIDE of the MONSTER,NIGHT of the GHOULS and oddly enuff,the UNEARTHLY (at IMDB he's listed as Lobo II!).
Quote: Nyahhhh!
Description: Big,scary looking dumbass found by Prof.Erik Vornoff in the wilds of Tibet. Likes Angora hats. Fights like a member of the WWF.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Name: Gargoyle

Filmography: The Terror Within

Quote: RAAARRRWWWRRRGGHHH!!

Description: An ugly and violent mutant that sees no problem in slicing people to ribbons. Women should be extra careful when approaching these creatures as the gargoyle will attack and rape any woman that strays in its path. After raping its victim, the fetus will develop in a few days and then rip its way out of the uterus. In a few short hours, the young juvenile will develop into a full grown gargoyle.