Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Leah]

well, he leaving his pants on the chair is.

Rubber or Plastic?

[Derf]

Pleather.



Why is "squeegee" such a fun word to say? SQUEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEE!

[Leah]

They named it just for you to have fun just to say it.

When will the ravens come back?

[Olivia Bauer]

When you figure out how they're like writing desks.

Did Dante's girlfriend suck 36 d**ks in a ROW?

[SPazzo]

No, it was only 35.  One guy moved in line so he could get sucked twice!

Why is the root of all evil named cookie?

[Leah]

because cake was a LIE!!!!


Would you like some punch?

[retrorussell]

Okay, but you better knock me out or I'll return the favor. 

Does Chinese really make you hungry again a little while after eating it?

[diamondwaspvenom]

It's not the Chinese food. It's that blasted tapeworm's fault!

Vhat iz all ze shouting about?!

[Olivia Bauer]

Doctor Frankenstien iz going to join me for a roll in ze hay.

D- Did you hear a Cat just now?

[Leah]

yes, he just tied a rope around his penis and jumped from a tree. 

Do you want to grow up to be just like me?

[JayJayM12]

Yes, provided that you make a few changes...

If you lead a horse to water, is it truly impossible to MAKE him drink?

[Olivia Bauer]

Just dump the water and bring out the whiskey. Oh yeah, he'll drink.

Is it a bird, a plane, or Superman?

[Criswell]

All of the above its Birdmanplane

Why is their a green monster at my door?

[Olivia Bauer]

Because it hates bad grammar and you used "their" instead of "there" and It's a wee bit p**sed.


U mad, bro? U mad?

[diamondwaspvenom]

I'm INSAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!

I'm trapped in a room with a bowl of chili, a p**sed off badger and a pair of helium balloons. What do I do?