A.J. and J.J. Bauer Reviews: Rats Night of Terror

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:40:10 PM

36:30 - Maybe I missed something due to the dub blocking the dialog but why don't they just... LEAVE?!

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:42:33 PM

35:59 - Gee what will the blonde do running?

A. Run away?
B. Kill a rat?
C. Trip and Fall like in all other horror movies....

If you answered C you are correct lol.

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:44:01 PM

40:15 - Why does Mattei refuse to use other shots? Jeez.

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:45:50 PM

42:00 - Why would you scream for so long at a tarantula that is NOWHERE NEAR YOU?!

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:46:02 PM

42:07 - She just got b***h slapped!

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:51:31 PM

47:27 - It seems that Mr. Ascot over there got to wash his clothes between lighting up a dead body and this scene.

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:53:02 PM

49:17 - Seriously, what's up with the gun designs in this film?

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:53:19 PM

47:00 - Why is she laying in bed getting treated for after she got trampled mice?!

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:54:45 PM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 20, 2011, 04:53:02 PM
49:17 - Seriously, what's up with the gun designs in this film?

Bungie helped make this film..

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:57:18 PM

53:00 - Oh good job swinging your torch dumbass.. Have no light for the rest a the movie.

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:57:24 PM

53:40 - Does that girl do anything other than scream?

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 04:59:47 PM

56:08 - FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP PLAYING THAT SONG OVER AND OVER! PLAY SOMETHING ELSE!

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:00:03 PM

56:09 - There we go with the boss music again!!

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:01:41 PM

57:50 - IS that a rat umm.. pole.. dancing?

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:03:53 PM

1:00:00 - GOD! Nothing ever happens! It's just creepy music and slow walking! DO SOMETHING!