A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nutcracker [not] in 3D!

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:03:40 PM

5:00 - He instantly goes for this without question? Seriously, this writing is just too convenient.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:04:50 PM

6:30 - ...WHAT?! How did that make ANY sense?

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:07:25 PM

8:23 - "It's the Rat King."

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:10:13 PM

12:00 - Wow... This kid is DUMB.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:14:49 PM

16:28 - Good thing that rat decided to pick his nose at THAT mirror.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:15:33 PM

17:07 - Turn everyone... Rat? Rat is an adjective?

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:17:53 PM

19:40 - Okay... That was kinda funny.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:20:14 PM

21:45 - Anybody want to watch Labyrinth? I'd rather have some David Bowie at this point.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:22:47 PM

23:33 -

Contradiction! You broke your sister's nutcracker!

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:24:43 PM

26:15 - How convenient, one of the toys being burned was a drum set.

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:26:23 PM

28:00 - Sooo... Why won't he work?

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:27:02 PM

28:55 - Oh gee, thanks b***h!

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:28:11 PM

29:18 - Her TEARS bring him back?! Oh come ON! They HAD to have known how cliché that was!

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:29:50 PM

31:20 - Why is the old rat woman the smartest person in the movie?

Olivia Bauer · January 08, 2012, 10:36:01 PM

So far, the Rat Queen is my favorite character.