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Started by voltron, May 28, 2012, 09:01:52 PM

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Menard

Now do we have degrees on this? After all, with zombie movies from the classic period they can range from bad:

Zombie Lake
Zombie 4: After Death (I did like the opening song though)


To so god awful they should burn any extant prints:

Oasis of the Zombies
FleshEater/Revenge of the Living Zombies


Nightmare City/City of the Walking Dead falls somewhere in between those and I would be satisfied with a compromise if we just burn Umberto Lenzi.

Conf

Did anybody mention "Day of the dead 2: Contagium" ? It's something that makes you wanna burn your retinas after the vision.

claws

Curse of the Screaming Dead (1982)



Renamed Curse of the Cannibal Confederates after Troma got a hold of it.



Hell of the Living Dead (1980) but this one is actually so-bad-so-good.

indianasmith

There was a really awful one that I watched a couple years back and even posted a review of on here, but the title has utterly slipped my mind at the moment.
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Andrew

Quote from: Menard on May 30, 2012, 08:39:40 AM
To so god awful they should burn any extant prints:

Oasis of the Zombies

I am going to agree with you about how awful that film is.  I'm still uncertain why I didn't rank it as a skull.

Also want to offer up both "Zombie Night" and "The Alien Dead" as awful zombie movies.  "Zombie Night" is an independent film that suffers so badly from editing there were multiple times that I didn't understand what was going on.  Heck, once it appears that the characters were surprised that someone was missing, but I never knew the missing person was supposed to be present in the first place.

"The Alien Dead" is only slightly better.  A bunch of zombies infest a swamp and wander around eating people.  During one of the scenes with a hapless person being munched one of the zombies keeps staring at the camera.
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Psycho Circus

Quote from: claws on May 30, 2012, 02:24:19 PM


Hell of the Living Dead (1980) but this one is actually so-bad-so-good.

Love that film!

Criswell

I love Hell of the Living Dead. Definitely one of my favorite Italian Zombie movies.

A BAD one as is REALLY FREAKING bad. Would have to be Zombi 5 Killing Birds. Its belongs to the "Movie where nothing happens until the last 20 minutes" Genre.

Chainsawmidget

QuoteIts belongs to the "Movie where nothing happens until the last 20 minutes" Genre.
Another zombie movie that falls into that category is Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things.  It might be lacking on the "anything happening" aspects, but it sure hits home in the "horrible 70s fashion" category. 

voltron

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on June 02, 2012, 01:26:39 PM
QuoteIts belongs to the "Movie where nothing happens until the last 20 minutes" Genre.
Another zombie movie that falls into that category is Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things.  It might be lacking on the "anything happening" aspects, but it sure hits home in the "horrible 70s fashion" category. 
Awww, come on man! CSPWDT looks like a cinematic masterpiece compared to the ones that have been listed so far....how about I Eat Your Skin (1964)?
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Psycho Circus

Quote from: voltron on June 02, 2012, 04:31:14 PM
how about I Eat Your Skin (1964)?

Oh, now that is truly awful.

voltron

Quote from: Menard on May 30, 2012, 08:39:40 AM

Nightmare City/City of the Walking Dead falls somewhere in between those and I would be satisfied with a compromise if we just burn Umberto Lenzi.
Duuuude! How can you knock Umberto Lenzi? I like him a lot more than, say, Jess Franco, that's fer damn sure.
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SecondClassCinema

Quote from: Psycho Circus on May 29, 2012, 05:31:55 AM


Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence. Badly filmed, badly acted and hilariously dubbed! Gore scenes are pathetic and the plot is dull and by-the-numbers.



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Ted C

As Romero zombie movies go, Survival of the Dead was pretty lame.



Ted C reviews Survival of the Dead
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etmoviesb

I did not see it, but the reception of Zombie Nation (2004) was overwhelming negative.

rebel_1812

Quote from: Andrew on May 30, 2012, 05:24:25 PM
Quote from: Menard on May 30, 2012, 08:39:40 AM
To so god awful they should burn any extant prints:

Oasis of the Zombies

I am going to agree with you about how awful that film is.  I'm still uncertain why I didn't rank it as a skull.

Also want to offer up both "Zombie Night" and "The Alien Dead" as awful zombie movies.  "Zombie Night" is an independent film that suffers so badly from editing there were multiple times that I didn't understand what was going on.  Heck, once it appears that the characters were surprised that someone was missing, but I never knew the missing person was supposed to be present in the first place.

"The Alien Dead" is only slightly better.  A bunch of zombies infest a swamp and wander around eating people.  During one of the scenes with a hapless person being munched one of the zombies keeps staring at the camera.



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