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Started by retrorussell, February 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM

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retrorussell

#105
September 26, 2012, 05:48:46 PM
Yesterday my sister took a bowling ball and threw it into a crow's nest, causing it to pray to the Pokemon God of Vengeance in retribution.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Allhallowsday

#106
October 02, 2012, 11:14:15 PM
Rotorooter t'ain't got no taste t'all, not none. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

alandhopewell

#107
October 17, 2012, 02:33:18 PM
     Go ye, to the house of the widow, and comb her merkin.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

#108
October 17, 2012, 05:35:31 PM
I haven't had this much fun since Grandpa glued his elbows to Grandma's fine china and waddled like a duck.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Allhallowsday

#109
February 22, 2013, 02:01:07 AM
Rotorooter needs to stop soliciting and calm down.
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

retrorussell

#110
February 22, 2013, 04:45:09 AM
The mermaid helped herself to a sample of my toejam.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Doggett

#111
May 05, 2013, 03:57:25 AM
Why on Earth would I want to skip this lovely ad on You Tube?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

retrorussell

#112
May 06, 2013, 01:49:40 PM
Was that you that put those lovely caltrops in my butthole?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Rev. Powell

#113
July 21, 2013, 03:23:00 PM
Big fat girls are a recognized subgenre of erotic dwarf crushing literature.

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

retrorussell

#114
July 21, 2013, 04:41:29 PM
Dirty stinkin' Antarctic prostitutes bowled a perfect game in Northern Ireland while snorting powdered chalk off a mermaid's teats.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

indianasmith

#115
July 21, 2013, 06:45:02 PM
The Democratic Party unanimously agreed that America's wealthy are over-taxed!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

#116
July 22, 2013, 09:35:16 AM
"...and the Oscar goes to Heidi Montag!"
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

retrorussell

#117
July 22, 2013, 11:25:51 PM
Eating too many Rice Krispie Squares over the course of a year can cause cancer in your left earlobe.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

ER

#118
July 23, 2013, 09:29:46 AM
Why, yes, I sure can believe it's already July! This year seems to be passing by at exactly the speed I thought it would!
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

VenomX73

#119
July 23, 2013, 12:36:03 PM
"Did that parrot just crap on your face while you were on the pogo stick!!!??"
Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!
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