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Javakoala · July 14, 2013, 08:00:17 AM

Project: Sharkpedo!

Shaun Cassidy and Jimmy McNichol are deep sea fishing guides who, after surviving a freak tropical storm, witness the destruction of a boat full of refugees by what appears to be a torpedo. They rescue a survivor, played by Soleil Moon Frye, who tells them it was a shark, not a torpedo. She just happens to be a government agent posing as a refugee so she can discover what has been destroying various ships, but leaving no bodies behind. As fate would have it, the boat they are in becomes the next target of Project: Sharkpedo!

Not really a mockbuster title, but given the interest in Sharknado, I figured it would fit. Kinda.

Puma81 · July 14, 2013, 10:42:17 AM

welcome to... TRIASSIC PARK! "we spared all expenses"

Trevor · July 15, 2013, 05:19:03 AM

Quote from: Puma81 on July 14, 2013, 10:42:17 AM
welcome to... TRIASSIC PARK! "we spared all expenses"

LOL

Flangepart · July 15, 2013, 09:22:11 AM

PACIFIC RIMSHOT. Same movie, but starring jack Black, Jim Carry, Paul Rubins, Seth Green, and a host of comedians.

SynapticBoomstick · July 20, 2013, 09:40:11 PM

Quote from: Flangepart on July 15, 2013, 09:22:11 AM
PACIFIC RIMSHOT. Same movie, but starring jack Black, Jim Carry, Paul Rubins, Seth Green, and a host of comedians.

And the very next day I was in a super-max penitentiary/psychiatric ward.

Ted C · July 21, 2013, 10:26:18 PM

MUTANT ALIEN SHARK CATASTROPHE!

Seems to incorporate everything they're about.

pizdatrica · July 23, 2013, 12:20:51 PM

World War Zed
Men of Steel
Atlantic Rim
The Oblivion
Before Earth

yup, sounds like their titles :P

Ted C · July 24, 2013, 05:25:50 AM

Waspocalypse

Swarms of giant mutant wasps escape from a government laboratory and start wrecking civilization.

Why giant wasps? Science!

It would be glorious.

MrMari · July 28, 2013, 04:26:05 AM

Mutant Bedbug Invasion -NO SLEEP FOR YOU-

This would need to star Kari Wuhrer who at 46 still looks great. She was recently in SyFy's "Alien Tornado". A fun one that didn't get the hype of Sharknado.

Olivia Bauer · August 02, 2013, 03:08:34 PM

The Tasmanian Devil

Pacman000 · September 05, 2013, 10:46:28 AM

A Fistfight for Dollars.
Two Fist-Fulls of Dollars.
A Fist Filled with Dollars.
The Ugly! The Bad! And the Good!

(Three of these I've already used in the make-a-bad-title thread, but they fit better here.)

Trevor · September 21, 2013, 03:15:29 AM

BLOWJOB ON A PLANE ;)

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