Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

[Chainsawmidget]

The WWE Championship belt was won by a stray duck that somehow wandered into the arena. 

[retrorussell]

It's cool to crystallize pee and snort it.

[ER]

"Why, no, Ellie, I never dated her in the '90s."

[retrorussell]

Grabbing your junk is a sure sign of high intelligence.

[Olivia Bauer]

When I was but a wee lad I performed a backward flip off a 50 story mountain firing my 9mm into the jungle resulting in the death of exactly 23 Vietcong.

[retrorussell]

There's poop in them thar volcanoes!

[Chainsawmidget]

Call now and we'll molest your water buffalo for half price! 

[retrorussell]

I just got a few cool new scratch-and-sniff stickers: "antelope butt", "rancid open sore" and "pyrotechnic loogie".

[Umaril Has Returned]

Call now and we'll molest your water buffalo for half price! 

lmao!!!!  That sounds like something from that website engrish.com   

[ER]

To her horror the new mother saw her infant son had the milkman's unmistakable eyes, though how he came into the world clutching them warm and bleeding in his tiny fists, no one was ever to know, but across town at the moment of the child's birth the hapless milkman was suddenly heard to scream, "I'm blind! I'm blind!" a fact to which the open hollows in his face testified only too acutely.

[retrorussell]

Char-broiled pygmy children are the tastiest morsels!

[ER]

She would always wonder if keeping that extra bit of him was the right thing to do.

[Olivia Bauer]

Twas but the silence 'o Nilbog that broke the hustling leaves upon the dark side of the moon.

[retrorussell]

Rotund chipmunks make the heart grow fonder.

[indianasmith]

Man, I would give anything if an ogre would eat my spleen.