invent a bad movie title

[javakoala]

SWIPE RIGHT FOR SLAUGHTER

If we still had a drive-in/exploitation culture, this would be the next title Roger Corman would greenlight.

[Pacman000]

What's Buried at the Crossroads, Stays at the Crossroads.

[Pacman000]

Earth-Grazing FireBall!

Actually a real phenomenon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth-grazing_fireball

[TYTD Reviews]

The day the planet went a bit nippy!

Death on 3 wheels

The attack of the gentle breeze

the 180 degree killer (Tagline: he'll turn his back on you!)

two shoes, four feet!

GARGANTUFAN

[lester1/2jr]

Goyle of the Risegargles
Assaultive Cop

[Rev. Powell]

THE FOXY EXORCIST

[Ticonderoga 64]

UNEMPLOYED WEREWOLF
DIGNITY AND GRACE IN THE AGE OF MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
THE GREAT LINGERIE MASSACRE
SOBRIETY OF THE DEAD
CONFESSIONS OF AN AMISH HOOKER

[Rev. Powell]

THE THING THAT LUSTS
I'LL ONLY SLAP YOU ONCE
MS. MANIAC

[Pacman000]

Charlie Chan vs. Fu Manchu

[Rev. Powell]

COCAINE MOTORCYCLE NINJAS (rerelease title for MIAMI CONNECTION)

[bob]

I can slap a tomato!

Extreme sheep herding

[bob]

Revenge of the Zombie Cows

Bodies Floating in the Sea

Mac and Me 2

[Leah]

The Never Ending Barking.

[lester1/2jr]

Lady Snorer

[Rev. Powell]

SANTO VS. SANTA