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Their WORST Movie ~ any star

Started by Allhallowsday, May 23, 2019, 03:34:07 PM

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Robert DeNiro- BAD GRANDPA (2016)
WTF was he thinking?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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LilCerberus

Villa Rides (1968)
On the whole, not that bad... I love the part where Charles Bronson says "It works!.... Three more!"

But I gotta say, Yul Brenner has this terribly embarrassed looking expression stuck to his face throughout this entire movie.
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Svengoolie 3

#48
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

kornula

Quote from: indianasmith on May 23, 2019, 10:21:45 PM
Sir Christopher Lee had a cameo in a Chinese film about seven vampires with a bunch of Kung Fu in it.
It was downright awful!  He must have needed to pay some bills.

Sir Christopher was in a silly (non Hammer) Vampire film (can't recall the title) where he was ...believe it or not...dull.   Could have been the Spanish actor dubbed over his awesome voice...

kornula

Anyway... back on topic:

Kirk Douglas in "The Villian' 

heck, everyone in that movie could have been better performances if they were literal cardboard cutouts of themselves instead.

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Schwarzenegger in batman and robin. His dialogue was painfully bad.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: kornula on July 03, 2019, 03:14:56 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on July 03, 2019, 03:08:02 AM
Schwarzenegger in batman and robin. His dialogue was painfully bad.

Everyone in that movie was awful.  Every line in that script was painful.  How did it get made? How many cocks did Joel Schumacher literally suck to completion to get it green light?


Yeah I agree with the sentiment but your language is a little edgy for this place. Maybe how much ass did he he to kiss or who did he have pee tapes off would have been better.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

kornula

Everyone in that movie was awful.  Every line in that script was painful.  How did it get made? How much ass did Joel Schumacher literally lick to completion to get it green light?

sucks I can't edit the original.

Gabriel Knight

Quote from: kornula on July 03, 2019, 02:37:24 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on May 23, 2019, 10:21:45 PM
Sir Christopher Lee had a cameo in a Chinese film about seven vampires with a bunch of Kung Fu in it.
It was downright awful!  He must have needed to pay some bills.

Sir Christopher was in a silly (non Hammer) Vampire film (can't recall the title) where he was ...believe it or not...dull.   Could have been the Spanish actor dubbed over his awesome voice...

Could it be the Jesús Franco version, by any chance?
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Quote from: kornula on July 03, 2019, 03:46:43 AM
Everyone in that movie was awful.  Every line in that script was painful.  How did it get made? How much ass did Joel Schumacher literally lick to completion to get it green light?

sucks I can't edit the original.

There'a a modify tab in the upper right corner of your posts.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

chainsaw midget

With Bill Murray I'm torn between two movies. 

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, which was so dull and unfunny, I couldn't even tell you what happened
or
Lost in Translation, where the whole point of the movie is that nothing does happen. 

RCMerchant

#57
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on July 03, 2019, 06:10:28 AM
Quote from: kornula on July 03, 2019, 02:37:24 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on May 23, 2019, 10:21:45 PM
Sir Christopher Lee had a cameo in a Chinese film about seven vampires with a bunch of Kung Fu in it.
It was downright awful!  He must have needed to pay some bills.

Sir Christopher was in a silly (non Hammer) Vampire film (can't recall the title) where he was ...believe it or not...dull.   Could have been the Spanish actor dubbed over his awesome voice...

Could it be the Jesús Franco version, by any chance?


I was thinking Franco's Dracula too.
I don't think it's his worse film. I seen far worse by Lee.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110857/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_69
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

kornula

Quote from: Gabriel Knight on July 03, 2019, 06:10:28 AM
Quote from: kornula on July 03, 2019, 02:37:24 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on May 23, 2019, 10:21:45 PM
Sir Christopher Lee had a cameo in a Chinese film about seven vampires with a bunch of Kung Fu in it.
It was downright awful!  He must have needed to pay some bills.

Sir Christopher was in a silly (non Hammer) Vampire film (can't recall the title) where he was ...believe it or not...dull.   Could have been the Spanish actor dubbed over his awesome voice...

Could it be the Jesús Franco version, by any chance?


yes!  that's the one... and should have known that Jess Franco could suck the life out of Christopher Lee

RCMerchant

Quote from: kornula on July 03, 2019, 11:30:11 AM


yes!  that's the one... and should have known that Jess Franco could suck the life out of Christopher Lee

Franco did it to Lee more than once. Check out BLOOD OF FU MANCHU (1968).
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant