the worst movie you have ever seen

[Allhallowsday]

We found a copy of "The Conqueror" (with John Wayne as... Genghis Khan..?)   

I do not want to ever watch this movie ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again.  The dialogue, the acting, and...John Wayne as one of the most famous Mongols in all history is painful to even think about, let alone watch.

It is a jaw dropper.  Either yawning or WTF?   

[zombie no.one]

I know how crazy this probably sounds, but last night I made what is either my 4th or 5th ever attempt to actually watch HEAT all the way through. this time I made it to about 1 hour 15mins which I think is my record so far, but I still couldn't carry on because it's SO DAMN BORING. and dull. I have never made that many unsuccessful attempts to simply watch an entire movie. so in that regard, it might be the worst movie I've (n)ever seen.

also GOODFELLAS and CASINO would both be in my top 10 movies of all time list,  so I really can't figure this out.

[kornula]

We found a copy of "The Conqueror" (with John Wayne as... Genghis Khan..?)   

I do not want to ever watch this movie ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again.  The dialogue, the acting, and...John Wayne as one of the most famous Mongols in all history is painful to even think about, let alone watch.

It is a jaw dropper.  Either yawning or WTF?   

"The Conqueror" is totally ...WTF.  My friend and I were watching it sideways the whole time.  Its' produced by Howard Huges. Stars John Wayne as Khan...an all star cast of white people playing Mongolians. 

Did I mention how bad the dialogue is?

[LilCerberus]

Pueblo Sin Suerte (2002)
Always been a fan of Webb Wilder as an actor & musician, but parts of this seem just out of his range, either that or he doesn't have the best chemistry with the rest of the cast, a couple of whom are okay, but most are a bit stiff...
And actor Jeff Miller not only trips over his own lines, but other people's as well.....

[Allhallowsday]

We found a copy of "The Conqueror" (with John Wayne as... Genghis Khan..?)   
I do not want to ever watch this movie ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again.  The dialogue, the acting, and...John Wayne as one of the most famous Mongols in all history is painful to even think about, let alone watch.

It is a jaw dropper.  Either yawning or WTF?   

"The Conqueror" is totally ...WTF.  My friend and I were watching it sideways the whole time.  Its' produced by Howard Huges. Stars John Wayne as Khan...an all star cast of white people playing Mongolians. 
Did I mention how bad the dialogue is?

You needn't.  The idea of JOHN WAYNE playing Genghis Khan must've seemed a great idear fer a guy with actorly aspirations. 
Why not?  I've been in movies lurng enuf ta sta-uh-wretch my wings... Hoo boy.  Utter rot. 

[Trevor]

We found a copy of "The Conqueror" (with John Wayne as... Genghis Khan..?)   
I do not want to ever watch this movie ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again.  The dialogue, the acting, and...John Wayne as one of the most famous Mongols in all history is painful to even think about, let alone watch.

It is a jaw dropper.  Either yawning or WTF?   

"The Conqueror" is totally ...WTF.  My friend and I were watching it sideways the whole time.  Its' produced by Howard Huges. Stars John Wayne as Khan...an all star cast of white people playing Mongolians. 
Did I mention how bad the dialogue is?

You needn't.  The idea of JOHN WAYNE playing Genghis Khan must've seemed a great idear fer a guy with actorly aspirations. 
Why not?  I've been in movies lurng enuf ta sta-uh-wretch my wings... Hoo boy.  Utter rot. 

I'm sure everyone knows this but the really scary thing about this movie is the fact that it was filmed on a nuclear test site and a lot of the cast and crew developed and later died of cancer. 

[Rev. Powell]

I know how crazy this probably sounds, but last night I made what is either my 4th or 5th ever attempt to actually watch HEAT all the way through. this time I made it to about 1 hour 15mins which I think is my record so far, but I still couldn't carry on because it's SO DAMN BORING. and dull. I have never made that many unsuccessful attempts to simply watch an entire movie. so in that regard, it might be the worst movie I've (n)ever seen.

also GOODFELLAS and CASINO would both be in my top 10 movies of all time list,  so I really can't figure this out.

I made it though HEAT, but I was disappointed. Maybe my expectations were too high. Not nearly the worst movie I've ever seen, though.

The worst movie I've ever seen was so boring that I've forgotten it entirely and couldn't tell you the name. It made no impression on me whatsoever. It's probably on one of those old Mill Creek 50 packs.

[zombie no.one]

yeah there's a few different ways to define 'worst' here... a lot of factors come into play

I was watching a film a few weeks ago and it wasn't until the halfway point that I realised I'd seen it before... and I've already forgotten which film it was  

[Allhallowsday]

IT'S ALIVE (1969) the made for TV mess directed by LARRY BUCHANAN.  Absolute dreck.  Cheap, boring, ridiculous, stupid, implausible, silly, badly acted, incompetently directed, dumbly written, horrendously edited. 

Loved it. 

This is what I said in 2009, and it's all still true.  "IT'S ALIVE" is un-bee-lee-va-blee BAD, on all fronts.  When they're that bad...

                                                                                                                                        THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!!!

 

[RCMerchant]

He has a twin!
Larry's CREATURE OF DESTRUCTION (1968)




...and a cousin!

CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE (1968)

[Allhallowsday]

He has a twin!
Larry's CREATURE OF DESTRUCTION (1968)...

Yes'm.  
Although I think it's the worst, "IT'S ALIVE" I've seen twice, mesmerizingly boring and purposeless filler.  I still am interested to see it again.  
Any of those rape exploitation movies revolt me, even though I recognize merit and hating a film doesn't make it the worst.  
Contenders that come to mind as the WORST is sh!t like MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE or ORGY OF THE DEAD or BLOODSUCKING FREAKS or BLOOD OF DRACULA'S CASTLE which are fatally wasteful of resources and insufferably boring.    

[pacman000]

Not being objective; just going by what caused me the most pain of late:

Beyblade: Fierce Battle

Only watched about half of it; made me realize I should apologize to my parents for making them watch Pokemon. 

Still, I should try to finish it someday.

[kornula]

I've mentioned this before throughout other threads on this site..but Godfrey Ho's "Robo Vampire" apparenlty is so bad I have blocked out entirely out of my memory.  My friend swears we watched it together on DVD 2 years ago.  I cannot recall a single frame from this movie. Probably for the best as I might lose my mind if I did recall anything from it.

[chainsaw midget]

Contenders that come to mind as the WORST is sh!t like MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE or ORGY OF THE DEAD or BLOODSUCKING FREAKS or BLOOD OF DRACULA'S CASTLE which are fatally wasteful of resources and insufferably boring.   

I wouldn't say Bloodsucking Freaks was boring.  It's not a good movie, but it's bizarre enough to be captivating. 

I think Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things belongs on a list with those others though.

[lester1/2jr]

C Me Dance was really in its own... dumpster. The people involved with it clearly had no experience with screenwriting or movie making at any sort of level. Christian movies are easy to make fun of but Pamela's Prayer is like Gone With the Wind compared to C Me Dance. in that it at least makes sense