Personal Questions

[ER]

Have you ever had a memorable bodily accident?

Oh my yes. One almost killed me when I was fifteen.

[ER]

Waaaait. You didn't mean "accident" as in like needing to change undergarments, did you? (Oh, Trevor's starting to influence me.)

[RCMerchant]

Have you ever p**sed on someone. I mean take a p**s on them.

[ER]

Does being a baby count?

[RCMerchant]

I reckon!
I lived in an old trailer across from a biker bar in Marcellus, Michigan. Melvilles!
Anyway, me and my brother were sh!tfaced. Glenn passed out on a couch, I was trying to find the bathroom half asleep, and p**sed on Glenn by mistake. He was p**sed! More ways than one! 

[ER]

When he was a newborn my son peed in my mouth. Perfect shot as I was talking while changing him, zing, a splash of it went bullseye. I thought my husband was gonna die laughing and all I could think of to say to him  with the faintly sweet taste of baby pee in my mouth was come give a kiss.

[RCMerchant]

But did YOU ever p**s on somebody?
My son's Jed and Eddie p**sed on me all the time.

My buddie Eathon was hammered. I was too. I passed out on the couch with him, and he p**sed himself.
We were watching some horror movie. His girlfreind Destiny was there too. She thought it was funny!
I guess it was!

[Allhallowsday]

Waaaait. You didn't mean "accident" as in like needing to change undergarments, did you? (Oh, Trevor's starting to influence me.)

Yes, I did!   

[Trevor]

Waaaait. You didn't mean "accident" as in like needing to change undergarments, did you? (Oh, Trevor's starting to influence me.)

As my friend Empreror Palapatine said "Good, good, let my influence flow through you....." 

[indianasmith]

Who was your first celebrity crush?

Mine was - don't laugh!!! - Debby Boone.

[Alex]

I think Carrie Fisher, but it might have been Debbie Harry.

[Trevor]

Dame Joan Collins very closely followed by Princess Diana.

Singers: I had quite a crush on Sheena Easton and Dame Olivia Newton-John too.

[ER]

I feel left out but I don't think I ever had a thing for celebrities or celebrity culture. The closest I got was liking certain characters on screen, but more because they were in shows I enjoyed.

[Rev. Powell]

At various times Catharine Bach, Lynda Carter, Jacklyn Smith, Dawn French, and Barbara Eden. Not really "crushes" per se, just the women I found attractive.

[RCMerchant]

Nobody.