Random Statements About Something NOBODY Cares About, the resurrection

[RCMerchant]

I knew I said I was done, but how many times have I said that in the past....19 years? I been On this sight.
You put up with my b***hin' like family.

[Rev. Powell]

I think that's why no one freaked out when you said you were leaving, Bela.   

[RCMerchant]

I'm glad no one freaked out because of that! As far as freakin' out- I hope something besides my little ass is freakin' them out! Not that I want anyone to freak out!
I mean the only things I would freak out about is watching missles streaming over my house. That would freak me out!

[zombie no.one]

from as young as I can remember, my mother would tell me she always knew if I was lying to her about something, because she said my nose would turn red... I assumed it was some unfortunate (or rightly deserved?) reaction to lying that I must be afflicted with... she kept this up all through my childhood. it wasn't till I was in my late 30s that she casually revealed one day that she'd made it up... as stupid as it sounds I really spent all that time think my nose turned red if I told a lie. 

it's not the kind of thing I could ever test or simulate by 'telling myself a lie' while looking in the mirror, because I'm pretty sure that's not how the mechanics of lying works.

[LilCerberus]

Been wondering lately, why it is I see all kinds of pics on the internet of people who turned a bicycle into a riding mower, or people tried to turn their riding mower into a motorcycle, but I never find any pics of somebody who turned their motorcycle into a lawn mower.....

And for years, I've wondered why I can't mount a sickle bar on my car.....