WORST MOVIE EVER!!

[DistantJ]

I liked Ultraviolet. Especially the visuals. I could see a lot which was wrong with it but I loved the camp comic-book-ness of it. Most of the over-the-top style of it was intentional and works for me. I mean, c'mon, when was the last time you got to see a movie with a girl whose hair changes colour to match her surroundings and guns which 'digitally' appear from her wrist band thingies, and a final battle with flaming swords in the darkness while they spout one liners at each other?

[SynapticBoomstick]

In recent years and in all honesty: The Mist.

Because it's got awesome monsters and I still can't sit through it because of Crazy Lady.

[Kester Pelagius]

Alright I rented it again today (Movie Gallery has 5 gallery rents for $2.50 for 5 days) and I'm going to see if it just that bad you foks say ... surely it's not worse than a Uwe Boll production and I like his crappy movies.

And, lo, CheezeFlixz was never heard from again.

Let that be a lesson to ALL who would dare watch the unwatchable!

[CheezeFlixz]

Alright I rented it again today (Movie Gallery has 5 gallery rents for $2.50 for 5 days) and I'm going to see if it just that bad you foks say ... surely it's not worse than a Uwe Boll production and I like his crappy movies.

And, lo, CheezeFlixz was never heard from again.

Let that be a lesson to ALL who would dare watch the unwatchable!

No, I watch it and I fell asleep. The CGI was Sci-Fi channel quality, the dialog was flat and lengthy and while it was a poor movie you must admit there are far worse films out there. But it was bad and not in a good way. It was bad as in boring and thus I fell asleep and never finished it awake.

[Professor MittenSpider]

I remember a time in my life when Manos and The Cars that Ate Paris were the height of my cinema filth addiction.  I strangely enjoy them now.  I think I broke my brain...Anypoo, I recently picked up a 1 dollar special from Walgreens starring Miles O'Keefe called Phantom Riders.  It looks like they cashed in a bunch of aluminum to determine a budget for the film.  In the movie we're supposed to believe that overweight greek fishermen can conquer an army of quasi-ninja attackers.  Well worth a dollar!

[Allhallowsday]

CANNIBAL FEROX (1987 ~ aka MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY).  Jaw-droppingly grotesque and stupid...