invent a bad movie title

[Javakoala]

Women And Bloody--Ewww, Get It OFF Me!

Fatal Whiff: The Lampshade That Farted

Speed Demon Slaughterhouse Blues

The Budgie That Couldn't Be Put Down

Lump Under The Carpet: A Zombie Hamster Tale.

Bloody Roots Of The Eternal Dogwood Tree

[Gst0395]

Speed Demon Slaughterhouse Blues

Now THAT, is a good one. How about some more drug-related titles.

Night of the Living Cokeheads
Acid Trip from Hell
Mutant Methhead Massacre
Crackhouse of Doom
Attack of the Stoner Zombies
PCP 5000

I'm sure you can all come up with something more creative than these.

[Gst0395]

Sorry to double post, but I now realise "Speed Demon" means someone who drives really fast, not someone who takes speed. My mistake.

[zombie no.one]

Well, it could mean both. I like the drug-themed tangent anyway  

Night of the Living Cokeheads

coincidentally there's a track by public enemy, 'Night Of The Living Baseheads' (which is another word for coke head)

hmm, how about...

Magic Mushroom Massacre!

[Flangepart]

THE BEAST FROM 20.000 INCHES.

WORMWOOD AND THE MAN.

IT CAME.

WOMAN IN SEARCH OF A GYNOCOLOGIST.

THE MAN FROM SODDY DAISY TENNESSEE. (No,there really is a town by that name)

[zombie no.one]

(No,there really is a town by that name)

that would make a great tag-line, lol

[SynapticBoomstick]

Sins of the Scarlet Macaw Inn - Your standard jungle brothel sexploitation flick.

Northbound Hell - A group of young backpackers visiting Europe board a train, unaware that the most dangerous killer in [country] is being transported to a Super-Max Russian prison. Killer breaks loose and goes on a psycho's dream spree of violence aboard the train. Only a retired cop who long ago handled the killer's case stands between the innocent and... a-death!

Micheal Bay's Fraggles: Prepare to be Fragged - The Fraggles are a gritty underground resistance paramilitary force seeking to overthrown the tyranical Overlord Gregory "Pa" Gorg. Yer f'ed now!

[lester1/2jr]

Don't Hold the Butler

[zombie no.one]

AFLOAT!

[Flangepart]

DROWNED IN A PORT-A-JOHN.

BLACK FLAG RAIDERS.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER GERBILS.

ATTACK OF THE HUMAN BEINGS.

[Chainsawmidget]

All the Girls Love a Roman Centurion

How to be a Dinosaur in six easy lessons

A Bridge to Castle Hell

Horror of the Camel

Kung-Fu Tuesday

[whatwasthatmovie]

The phrase maker at http://watchout4snakes.com/ works well for this!

I like adjective - noun - verb - noun

"ascetic ninth asphyxiating cowhide"

"kindred breakfast exchanging enrollment"

They don't make much sense...but neither do many of the movies that are actually made that we watch. :P

[Rev. Powell]

SPHINX STRANGLER
SINGLE MOM VAMPIRE CLUB
SATAN GOT SERVED

[zombie no.one]

The phrase maker at http://watchout4snakes.com/ works well for this!

IMPREGNATED RETARD

[BalloonInTheBalloon]

Vuvuzela monastery nightmare 2.

Taleban Cowboys.