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Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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Javakoala

Women And Bloody--Ewww, Get It OFF Me!

Fatal Whiff: The Lampshade That Farted

Speed Demon Slaughterhouse Blues

The Budgie That Couldn't Be Put Down

Lump Under The Carpet: A Zombie Hamster Tale.

Bloody Roots Of The Eternal Dogwood Tree

Gst0395

Quote from: Javakoala on November 19, 2013, 07:48:29 PM
Speed Demon Slaughterhouse Blues
Now THAT, is a good one. How about some more drug-related titles.

Night of the Living Cokeheads
Acid Trip from Hell
Mutant Methhead Massacre
Crackhouse of Doom
Attack of the Stoner Zombies
PCP 5000

I'm sure you can all come up with something more creative than these.

Gst0395

Sorry to double post, but I now realise "Speed Demon" means someone who drives really fast, not someone who takes speed. My mistake.

zombie no.one

Well, it could mean both. I like the drug-themed tangent anyway  :thumbup:

Quote from: Gst0395 on November 20, 2013, 06:45:12 PM
Night of the Living Cokeheads
coincidentally there's a track by public enemy, 'Night Of The Living Baseheads' (which is another word for coke head)

hmm, how about...

Magic Mushroom Massacre!
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

Flangepart

THE BEAST FROM 20.000 INCHES.

WORMWOOD AND THE MAN.

IT CAME.

WOMAN IN SEARCH OF A GYNOCOLOGIST.

THE MAN FROM SODDY DAISY TENNESSEE. (No,there really is a town by that name)
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

zombie no.one

Quote from: Flangepart on November 22, 2013, 12:05:08 PM
(No,there really is a town by that name)

that would make a great tag-line, lol
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

SynapticBoomstick

Sins of the Scarlet Macaw Inn - Your standard jungle brothel sexploitation flick.

Northbound Hell - A group of young backpackers visiting Europe board a train, unaware that the most dangerous killer in [country] is being transported to a Super-Max Russian prison. Killer breaks loose and goes on a psycho's dream spree of violence aboard the train. Only a retired cop who long ago handled the killer's case stands between the innocent and... a-death!

Micheal Bay's Fraggles: Prepare to be Fragged - The Fraggles are a gritty underground resistance paramilitary force seeking to overthrown the tyranical Overlord Gregory "Pa" Gorg. Yer f'ed now!
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

lester1/2jr


zombie no.one

Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

Flangepart

DROWNED IN A PORT-A-JOHN.

BLACK FLAG RAIDERS.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER GERBILS.

ATTACK OF THE HUMAN BEINGS.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Chainsawmidget

All the Girls Love a Roman Centurion

How to be a Dinosaur in six easy lessons

A Bridge to Castle Hell

Horror of the Camel

Kung-Fu Tuesday

whatwasthatmovie

The phrase maker at http://watchout4snakes.com/ works well for this!

I like adjective - noun - verb - noun

"ascetic ninth asphyxiating cowhide"

"kindred breakfast exchanging enrollment"

They don't make much sense...but neither do many of the movies that are actually made that we watch. :P


Rev. Powell

SPHINX STRANGLER
SINGLE MOM VAMPIRE CLUB
SATAN GOT SERVED
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

zombie no.one

Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

BalloonInTheBalloon

Vuvuzela monastery nightmare 2.

Taleban Cowboys.