invent a bad movie title

[Mr. Bronson]

Incineration of the Mermaid Princess

Subterranean Turkeyonoids Of The Ionosphere

Is It Further To Australia Than By Bus??

[Mr. Bronson]

Sinister Slitherings of the Swindling Seductress

The ABC's Of Cooking Long Pig

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

[Cthulhu]

Highlander 2: The breastening.

[Psycho Circus]

Black Rain: The Porno, AKA Yellow Rain

[Leah]

attack of the sperm thing

[Godfrey Ho]

1. Attack of the swimming fish
2. Octapu SS of the 3th Reich
3. Ninja spaceship aka. Shuriken from Mars

[JaseSF]

Brenda Star vs. the Space Squid
Beware the Stare of the Evil Stuffed Bear
Planet of the Flesh Eating Devils
Blood Dragons of Lemuria
The Blazing Amazon Ninjas from Atlantis

[Psycho Circus]

To Live & Die In Sc**thorpe

Holy Rollers Rock The Discotheque Of Death

[God the Worms]

It Came from Planet Horror 2: Horror in tha Hood
Infomercial: the Movie
(those two are actually titles for two of my films)

Plus these two popped in my head...

The Soulful Melodies of the Hemorrhoid Chicken Goddess

My Other Testicle is Henry the 9th

[Mr. Bronson]

The Diabolical Vertical Horizontal Diagonal Peanut Butter Sandwich Creature Monsters From The Planet Glorp Glump Of The Zylfoj Galaxy Sector 254875 That Came To Planet Earth By Means Black Hole Molecular Induction Via Synergetic Space Craft Transportation Vehicles For The Nefarious Purpose Of Earthling Beverage Containment System Monopolization Control And Neuro Linguistic Programming Of Humanoid Minds To Harness The Collective Unconscious Mind Energy Of Humanity To Power And Project An Existentialist Theocratic Oligarchic Death Ray Apparatus Weapon Against Their Mortal And Supernatural Enemies The Horrifying Zxqpdkmertn Peoples Who Have Places All Over The Place And Go Fast Because They Are Able To Do So Due To Their Power Source Being Cheeseburgers In The Mortal Realm And In The Supernatural Realm They Are Powered By The Raw Energy Derived From The Condemned Souls Of Mad Scientists All The While The Great Architect Of The Universe Sits In The Capstone Of The Pyramid And With His All Seeing Eye He Sees All And Softly Whispers To Himself The Words Oh Foolish Man What Can You Be Made Not To Believe

[Chainsawmidget]

Siege on Sasquatch Mountain

At Midnight the Beast Must Kill!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame in L.A.

Bloodthirsty Nymphos vs the Cyber Samurai

100 Reasons to Murder

Hockey Mask:  The Rise of Vincent Orffman

To the Devil... A Mammoth

A Voodoo Alligator in Paris

[retrorussell]

Horny Aliens From Planet Schlong
Radioactive Hamsters And The Habitrail Of Hell
Ballerina Zombies
Large-Breasted, Blonde and Completely Clueless

[Leah]

The Restaurant Massecre
Space Mutiny 2
The Giant Claw 2 in 3-D! 

[JaseSF]

Bat Creatures to the Max
Mutant Men and the Golden Women of El Dorado
Rotting Flesh Fiends From Hell
Nazi-Killers! The Rose and Her Fighting Battalion
The Monster of the Depths Awakened From Slumber Waits For You

[Rev. Powell]

The Psychedelectable World of L. S. Me (1969)