invent a bad movie title

zombie no.one · April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

Dead Psychos From Neptune In The Valley Of The Rabbits

edit: theres a really similar thread down the page to this but I didn't see it, oh well. this is for movies that don't exist lol

venomx · April 03, 2007, 11:04:11 PM

Ok I got 5 ...

Godzilla vs The Zomibe Sluts from hell - It just sounds funny to me.

The Monster That Spit Cant Kill - Why did I write this? lol

Rambo vs Gamera - Oh boy no more Rambo movies get'em Gamera!

Freddy vs Jason vs Jaws - Yeah Right

The Goonies In Space - I want to see this!

zombie no.one · April 03, 2007, 11:27:41 PM

Quote from: venomx on April 03, 2007, 11:04:11 PM

The Monster That Spit Cant Kill

nice

. the sequel could be 'The Monster That Spit COULD Kill', cause that would be just as irrational...

sideorderofninjas · April 03, 2007, 11:35:42 PM

Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome

zombie no.one · April 03, 2007, 11:53:57 PM

Quote from: sideorderofninjas on April 03, 2007, 11:35:42 PM
Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome

quabrot · April 04, 2007, 12:47:42 AM

Academy of the Living Dead
Roundworm
Meow!
The Eyes of Bruce Lee

fortunato · April 04, 2007, 01:13:33 AM

FrankenFrog
The Curse of the Blood Moon
Critters vs. Munchies
Cabin in the Woods
People Meat
Harvest of Death
Meat Cleaver Massacre
Feast of the Wererats

soylentgreen · April 04, 2007, 01:33:49 AM

BROWNOUT!

THEY CALL HIM THREE LEGS

ANGST AND TORPOR AT THE WAYNE MOTOR INN

zombie no.one · April 04, 2007, 03:51:30 AM

Mutant Sex Crazed Wombats From Tokyo

Doc Daneeka · April 04, 2007, 05:39:24 AM

Death above the Skyscrapers: Kaiju in New York

RCMerchant · April 04, 2007, 06:53:24 AM

FRANKENSTIEN's ORGY of BLOODLUST
ORGASM of the SPACE VIRGINS
BLACULA vs. FRANKENKLAN
ROCKET to URANUS
BLOODSUCKING ZOMBIES of SATAN's SS
DR. JERKOFF and MISS NYMPHO
I WASa TEENAGE BOOGER EATER
I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")

Jack · April 04, 2007, 09:02:27 AM

Cheerleader Virgins of the Second Peloponnesian War
Fluffy - The Shatterer Of Worlds
The High School Slut Massacre

Dennis · April 04, 2007, 10:35:18 AM

Attack of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space

and 1 year later

Queen of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space

and if they're successful at the box office, the opening of:

Zombie Teddy Bear Land at Disney World.

soylentgreen · April 04, 2007, 10:39:05 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 04, 2007, 06:53:24 AM

I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")

Isn't Cash Flagg in that?

...and a few more from myself...

GOOSEY NIGHT

POISONOUS : EXPIRATION DATE 2

CHASTE TEENS DIE LAST

THE RIBALD ADVENTURES OF JESUS IN PALESTINE
...or How The Savior Ended Up In Jerusalem On His Ass

sebastianjackal · April 04, 2007, 10:51:47 AM

Okay, how's this?

Attack of the Killer Mutant Cannibal Zombie Leeches from Zartok-5 by way of the Negative Dimenison