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Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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Vaporman87

Alien Labor Unions Strike Back!
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Leah

The Revenge of the Blood Thirsty Banana Vampire Clowns.

Robotic Apples vs. a Trashcan.
yeah no.

Vaporman87

Four Score and Seven Heads
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zombie no.one

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2013, 02:22:05 PM
THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1

lol Rev. Not sure I rate my chances too high there, could be a short movie. zombies are only effective when there's hoards of them (er...I mean us)
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

Rev. Powell

Quote from: zombie #1 on May 25, 2013, 06:31:20 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2013, 02:22:05 PM
THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1

lol Rev. Not sure I rate my chances too high there, could be a short movie. zombies are only effective when there's hoards of them (er...I mean us)

But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Flangepart

RAGS TO RAGS.

THE DEADLY SPORK.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SPONGES.

TWO HEADS, THREE ARMS AND AN EGO.

CREAM CHEESE OR DIE!

THE MAGIC DUMPSTER.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

JaseSF

Don't Watch This Movie!
Weather Girl vs. Storm of the Century
Zombie Ballroom Showcase
Luna, The Living Laser Star
The Inhuman Mutants vs. The Voodoo Human Dolls
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

zombie no.one

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 25, 2013, 09:17:49 AM

But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?
now you mention it I do. normal zombies can't run, but my superpower allows me to run like a slightly overweight, unfit 35 yr old.... bring it on!
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

Rev. Powell

Quote from: zombie #1 on May 25, 2013, 02:46:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 25, 2013, 09:17:49 AM

But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?
now you mention it I do. normal zombies can't run, but my superpower allows me to run like a slightly overweight, unfit 35 yr old.... bring it on!

Chainsaw midget has short legs so you may be able to outrun him... dang this is going to be an exciting movie!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Vaporman87

All Your Memories Are Belong To Us.   www.retro-daze.com

Pilgermann

Bloody Teeth Anger Robot
Drooling Behemoth
Dogbot and Cyberhawk's Alpine Adventure
Martian Rollerbladers
Hijacked Space Shuttle
My Summer with Satan

 

Rev. Powell

EXCUSE ME FOR DYING

And, in the category of bad movie titles I wish I'd invented, but someone beat me to it:

AXE GIANT: THE WRATH OF PAUL BUNYAN

Perhaps I should come up with something like

POISON FRUIT: A BLOODBATH BY JOHNNY APPLESEED
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Leah

Attack of the Killer Pumpkins

War of the Falling Stones

FAM- f**king Awful Movie

Rage Against the Trees

Revenge of Zombie #1
yeah no.

spongekryst

Sphinktor: Wrath of the Gooch Witch
Nacho Ninjas


Doc Daneeka


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