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invent a bad movie title

Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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zombie no.one


Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

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claws

#2540
Zack Snyder's A Justice League of Their Own

Determined to ensure Superman's ultimate sacrifice was not in vain, Bruce Wayne aligns forces with Diana Prince with plans to recruit a female professional baseball league team to protect the world from an approaching threat of catastrophic proportions.

Promising Young Pretty Woman

A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a traumatized prostitute out for vengeance... only to fall in love.

Nomadland of the Dead

After losing everything in the Great Recession, a woman embarks on a journey through the American West, living as a van-dwelling modern-day nomad while fighting the living dead that have taken over the world.

The Sound of Metal Music

A heavy-metal drummer losing his hearing becomes a governess in drag to the children of a Naval officer widow.

The Trial of the Chicago Se7en

The story of 7 people on trial for murder hunting the real killer who uses the seven deadly sins as his motives during an uprising at the 1968 Democratic National Convention in Chicago, Illinois.



pacman000

Wanderings in a Desert

Two people wander in a desert, during what may be the future, & talk about things the director thought were philosophical. Unfortunately (Luckily?) synthesizer music drowns out about half the dialog.

bob

There are two of me, and none of you?
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Dr. Whom

Nude under the microscope

(another title from a pulp magazine)
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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Dino Invaders: The Time Conundrum

Dino Invaders: Across Dimension Zero

Dino Invaders: War with an Alternate Earth

Dino Invaders: Return of the Beast Lizards

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zombie no.one

People Who Live In Stained-Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Gem Stones


(obscure giallo)

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bob

My p**s is Stronger Than Yours
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

pacman000

Blue-Green Jewel in the Sky