The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[3mnkids]

My girlfriend wants me to meet some of her friends.  So I'm going to drive out to her house, usually about a 50-minute drive (I don't drive on highways more than absolutely necessary), fighting Friday Night Rush Hour traffic, in order to eat some pizza and watch "The Ugly Truth," a run-of-the-mill Romantic Comedy starring Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl, with her and her girlfriends. 

There better be some awesome nookie in my future. 

Ugh.

Miserable night. 

I ended up paying a third of the dinner bill (which came to $73 because the restaurant we ate at had a policy of adding 18% gratuity onto bills of parties of six or more -- and there were six of us), only receiving thanks from my girl and one of her friends' boyfriend, who also quietly slipped me a ten later.  The movie was sold out, so we drove to her friends' house -- I almost got hit by other cars twice during these shenanigans -- where the other guy tried to teach the girls how to play black jack.  Finally I said I had to go home. 

Also, in the car, (my girl and I were in one car, all her friends in another) my girlfriend decided to pop the question: "What would we do if the condom broke?" to which there was, apparently, no right answer, resulting in her nearly breaking down into tears and accidentally insulting me and me nearly having a heart attack. 

This was actually the most positive experience I've ever had while meeting a girlfriend's friends. 

ouch, thats a rough night. I hope your next night out with friends goes better.

[Doggett]

My girlfriend wants me to meet some of her friends.  So I'm going to drive out to her house, usually about a 50-minute drive (I don't drive on highways more than absolutely necessary), fighting Friday Night Rush Hour traffic, in order to eat some pizza and watch "The Ugly Truth," a run-of-the-mill Romantic Comedy starring Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl, with her and her girlfriends. 

There better be some awesome nookie in my future. 

Ugh.

Miserable night. 

I ended up paying a third of the dinner bill (which came to $73 because the restaurant we ate at had a policy of adding 18% gratuity onto bills of parties of six or more -- and there were six of us), only receiving thanks from my girl and one of her friends' boyfriend, who also quietly slipped me a ten later.  The movie was sold out, so we drove to her friends' house -- I almost got hit by other cars twice during these shenanigans -- where the other guy tried to teach the girls how to play black jack.  Finally I said I had to go home. 

Also, in the car, (my girl and I were in one car, all her friends in another) my girlfriend decided to pop the question: "What would we do if the condom broke?" to which there was, apparently, no right answer, resulting in her nearly breaking down into tears and accidentally insulting me and me nearly having a heart attack. 

This was actually the most positive experience I've ever had while meeting a girlfriend's friends. 

I'm assuming there are only two reasons why you're with her:

1. You love her dearly even if you hate her occasionally.

2. You're desperate 


Tough break on the condom question !!

[Saucerman]

Tough break on the condom question !!

You should be hung from a tree by the nose for that pun.   

[ghouck]

Tough break on the condom question !!

You should be hung from a tree by the nose for that pun.   

Yea, I can't conceive that there is a worse pun than that.

[Doggett]

Tough break on the condom question !!

You should be hung from a tree by the nose for that pun.   

Yea, I can't conceive that there is a worse pun than that.

*ouch* 

[Saucerman]

You love her dearly even if you hate her occasionally.

She was actually kind of miserable through the whole evening as well, first out of nervousness as to whether her friends would like me and whether I'd like them, and after the initial meeting she was upset because she recognized how unhappy I was with the whole situation though I was trying to conceal my displeasure because I understood that the evening was important to her.

So to make it up to me, she's cooking me dinner while wearing something frilly and revealing on Sunday. 

[Rev. Powell]

My girlfriend wants me to meet some of her friends.  So I'm going to drive out to her house, usually about a 50-minute drive (I don't drive on highways more than absolutely necessary), fighting Friday Night Rush Hour traffic, in order to eat some pizza and watch "The Ugly Truth," a run-of-the-mill Romantic Comedy starring Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl, with her and her girlfriends. 

There better be some awesome nookie in my future. 

Ugh.

Miserable night. 

I ended up paying a third of the dinner bill (which came to $73 because the restaurant we ate at had a policy of adding 18% gratuity onto bills of parties of six or more -- and there were six of us), only receiving thanks from my girl and one of her friends' boyfriend, who also quietly slipped me a ten later.  The movie was sold out, so we drove to her friends' house -- I almost got hit by other cars twice during these shenanigans -- where the other guy tried to teach the girls how to play black jack.  Finally I said I had to go home. 

Also, in the car, (my girl and I were in one car, all her friends in another) my girlfriend decided to pop the question: "What would we do if the condom broke?" to which there was, apparently, no right answer, resulting in her nearly breaking down into tears and accidentally insulting me and me nearly having a heart attack. 

This was actually the most positive experience I've ever had while meeting a girlfriend's friends. 

Lost in all this is the truly, existentially depressing part: THE UGLY TRUTH sold out a theater.   

[Saucerman]

Well, to be fair, it was the relatively small theater located in the largest local mall.  If we'd gone to the theater we'd originally planned to go to -- the girls in the group are the sort who don't plan anything, they just go on spontaneous adventures and change their minds mid-adventure -- we would have sat through the Ugly Truth. 

[ghouck]

I am in a bank in Anchorage, and I am bored.

[Rev. Powell]

I am in a bank in Anchorage, and I am bored.

Why did you need to add "in a bank"?

[ghouck]

I am in a bank in Anchorage, and I am bored.

Why did you need to add "in a bank"?

Because I was trying to post as a guest, and I thought that would explain why. Plus, I was in the bank for no real reason. Also, during that time, I realized that banks are very, very boring places.

[3mnkids]

Insomnia sucks

[lester1/2jr]

http://twitter.com/lesterhalfjr what is twitter if not a version of this thread for non board members

[Doggett]

Insomnia sucks

Oh, I'm quite used to it...

[Doggett]

I need to put the safety search back on google.

The slightest thing brings up porn !