THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BAD MOVIES.

[Couchtr26]

From most movies but especially those included in Mill Creek Box Sets:

My standards for acceptable are significantly lower then most of the population. 

[LilCerberus]

From "The Story of Mankind"
Onlookers hated cell phone users long before it was invented.

From Harry Palmer & "The Billion Dollar Brain"
People hated Robo Phone long before it was invented.

[LilCerberus]

From THE DEVASTATOR (aka THE DESTROYERS) 1986

1) If you stumble across someone else's Field of Dreams in the middle of nowhere, It's really not a good idea to whoop it up & start celebrating.

2) When delivering an illegal load of guns to your buddies, you might not want to stop for a beer, particularly not in the town where they're waiting for you, and certainly not in the very same bar used as a hangout by the guys your buddies plan to shoot up...

[diamondwaspvenom]

From Species:

You may want to think twice about having sex with a smokin' hot blonde.

[JPickettIII]

From Species:

You may want to think twice about having sex with a smokin' hot blonde.

Funny!

[JPickettIII]

Commando - if you are very big (muscular) and carry guns you will not get shot or run out of bullets when taking on a small army.

Later,

John

[LilCerberus]

From Happy Birthday To Me - For a twenty dollar bet, trashing your car is totally worth it!

From Tomboy - For a couple of chicks who want absolutely nothing to do with you, trashing your car is totally worth it!

[AndyC]

Control panels, computers and other electronic devices have as much current passing through them as the average arc welder, but hardly ever have fuses in case of shorts.

[clockworkcanary]

What I learned from Friday the 13th movies:

Zombies, dead bodies, and rotting flesh never stink. In fact, the olfactory sense doesn't exist.

Psycho Soccer moms have man-hands; some final girls have a mustache.

Calling out someone's name is a death sentence.

Having sex, smoking dope, being handicapped, cheating, using the restroom, or making homosexual jokes equals a brutal death sentence.

Jason really hates hippies.

You do not honk the horn at Jason!

Crystal Lake construction contractors make a $h!t ton of money.

The only thing that can really kill Jason is the box office.

[Jack]

Paddle locks can easily be broken with a couple of whacks from a medium sized rock. 

Laser beams are visible and travel at about 100 mph.

Gopher traps are some of the most deadly devices ever invented, often breaking people's legs (even if they just get you on the heel of your boot) and having the uncanny ability to catch you halfway up the calf even though they're only about four inches high.

From the 1930's up until sometime in the '60s, women were afflicted by some strange malady that caused them to immediately lose consciousness at the sight of anything scary.

[LilCerberus]

If one party of motorist (good or bad) has an explosive, the opposite party conveniently has their rear windows rolled down.

[alandhopewell]

     Fred Williamson CANNOT die-shoot him, blow him up, he'll still be puffin' on that cigar, glaring at you....you should be running.

[ChaosTheory]

From several movies but specifically ABRAXAS,
It is never not funny when pro wrestlers try to say big words.

[Jack]

From Starcrash:

There's air in space - you can break the windows out of a spaceship and you don't even get a draft.

The temperature can fall "thousands of degrees".  Never mind that absolute zero is -459 Fahrenheit or -273 Celsius.

Robots are vulnerable to mind-control waves.

There's such a thing as "computer waves".

[LilCerberus]

From Nosferatu
You can make a bong out of a saxophone