Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

retrorussell · January 22, 2011, 01:43:21 AM

Yes, but since Heath Ledger died it just doesn't have the same spark..

Why don't they put maple syrup on waffle cones?

Mr. DS · January 22, 2011, 07:13:08 PM

Same reason why the don't put waffle syrup on maple cones.

What is the point of Facebook?

MrMari · January 22, 2011, 07:30:58 PM

To look up your ex-girlfriends and hope they got fat or had ugly kids.

Why are chicken and waffles such a nice combo?

Derf · January 22, 2011, 08:53:03 PM

Because a chicken looks like a waffle after being run over (while crossing the road) by an 18-wheeler with new tires.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a spiral-cut ham?

Leah · January 22, 2011, 08:56:53 PM

382!

How cute should Derf's avatar be?

Rev. Powell · January 22, 2011, 09:04:06 PM

Just cute enough so that it doesn't distract us from his posts.

This has probably been asked before, but---lagomorphs: menace, or underutilized resource?

Leah · January 22, 2011, 10:36:45 PM

neither, only used and abused underpants from South Africa.

Why did Robocop have a retarded cousin?

ImaginaryFoot · January 23, 2011, 01:16:39 AM

so we could have the greatest bmovie of all time-RoboRetard. Do these pants make my butt look big?

claws · January 23, 2011, 03:18:28 AM

No, but it gives you a tiny cameltoe.

Why is Justin Bieber aiming for older crowd now?

Derf · January 23, 2011, 08:38:22 AM

He wants to see cougar boobs.

Why does most healthy food taste like cardboard?

JaseSF · January 23, 2011, 01:40:30 PM

All the ingredients were influenced by healthy pancakes left behind by mysterious aliens.

Why do you suppose no one has fell in and out of a dimensional porthole in front of a camera?

AndyC · January 23, 2011, 03:33:54 PM

Quote from: xJaseSFx on January 23, 2011, 01:40:30 PM
Why do you suppose no one has fell in and out of a dimensional porthole in front of a camera?

Because it's hard to fall sideways into a ship.

Arrrr Billy! Have ye ever been to sea?

Mr. DS · January 23, 2011, 06:14:40 PM

No maty! But I's knows who lives in de pineapple under the sea!

What does it take to be the best?

AndyC · January 23, 2011, 07:31:22 PM

Fur, claws, maybe horns.... Oh wait. That's what it takes to be a beast.

Is it really right? Is it really, really feelin' right?

Mr. DS · January 23, 2011, 07:44:55 PM

Stop talking to me that way, I'm not your mother.

Was Dr. Seuss on something when he wrote his books?