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Started by retrorussell, January 19, 2010, 05:47:51 AM

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InformationGeek

Well since it happened...

From The Giant Spider Invasion:

All: Packers won the Superbowl!  Whoo!
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Trevor

From The Final Sacrifice

Pipper: "What de hell are you doin' here?"
One of the bots: "We're eating your FOOD!   
                         
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Raffine

Quote from: InformationGeek on February 06, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
Well since it happened...

From The Giant Spider Invasion:

All: Packers won the Superbowl!  Whoo!

Ha! That one ran through my mind on Sunday, too.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

66Crush

From "Zombie Nightmare." Jimbo (to Twist 'n Crem'e waitress): You'll never find any better in this town babe. Tom Servo: No town's that small.

Rev. Powell

TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

JOEL: Gramps, I bought that NyQuil for colds, not for you to make NyQuiladas. 

TOM: Menopause can feel like a speeding car chase.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Raffine

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 12, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

JOEL: Gramps, I bought that NyQuil for colds, not for you to make NyQuiladas. 

TOM: Menopause can feel like a speeding car chase.

From the same episode: Tom as Grandpa singing the theme to The New Zoo Revue under his breath.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Kaseykockroach

Final Sacrifice was not only my very first episode, but the only I've watched four times and still makes me laugh (the rest I can only watch once). No favorite riffs in particular, just ANY time the guys make fun of you-know-who's beautiful name.
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

66Crush

I love they're digs at Canadian culture in "Final Sacrifice." Like this one: "We enjoy the music of your Rush." I love all things Canadian!

AndyC

#218
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank:

(Fingal arrives at "The Place")
Mike: Formerly That Other Place.
Servo: They hired a huge consulting firm for millions of bucks, and that was the name they came up with.

Fingal: Go to work?
Crow: But I'm an actor.

Apollonia: It was the only way we'd be able to find him when we were ready to put him back in his own body.
Mike (as Steven Tyler): ARE YOU READY TO PUT HIM BACK IN HIS OWN BODY!?

(Fingal, played by Raul Julia, encounters his dead mother, who is blonde and fair)
Fingal: Mom, what are you doing here?
Servo: And why aren't you Puerto Rican?

(Fingal eats his mom's soup)
Servo: Yum, Swedish Puerto Rican cooking.

And any of their remarks as the blustery, morbidly obese chairman of Novacorp.
Best one:
Mike: I want more butter on my ham!
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

AndyC

#219
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on February 15, 2011, 04:26:22 AM
Final Sacrifice was not only my very first episode, but the only I've watched four times and still makes me laugh (the rest I can only watch once). No favorite riffs in particular, just ANY time the guys make fun of you-know-who's beautiful name.

Crow: So, Rowsdower... Is that a stupid name, or...?

Rowsdower: It's a cult.
Crow: They worship blue oysters.
Rowsdower: Their race once ruled this land.
Mike: They ruled this one acre for about a week. Nobody knew.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Trevor

Quote from: AndyC on February 18, 2011, 08:29:13 PM
Rowsdower: Their race once ruled this land.
Mike: They ruled this one acre for about a week. Nobody knew.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

retrorussell

THE SCREAMING SKULL:
(A wreath of roses is shown behind a casket)
Mike: Looks like a dead person won the Kentucky Derby.

(Car pulls up near husband and wife, reverend and wife approach)
Reverend Snow (toting basket): We stopped by to meet your new wife!
Crow: And you forgot your baby!

(Wife throws a skull out a window)
Tom: Alas, poor Yorick; she threw him well.



"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank:

Servo: Mike, did I imagine it, or did a chubby angel with gin blossoms just visit us?

(Fingal arrives at Nirvana Village)
Receptionist: Ident!
Mike: That's a shame. Maybe you need a polyvinyl coating.

Psychist: Prophylactic rehab, Fingal.
Mike: They're going to retread his condom?

And any riff on the over-the-top Peter Lorre character.

Crow: Who's he trying to do? Jimmy Stewart? James Cagney? No wait, John Kenneth Gailbraith! Ram Dass! Terry 'Hulk' Hogan?

Crow: Thank you, Floyd the pervert.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Rev. Powell

ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES

Guy who's about to be shot by Dave for fooling around with his wife: "Don't get riled, Dave..."
JOEL (as Dave): "Just advancin' the plot, nothing personal."

Steve: "Mike and I had a chance to fool around with some frogman equipment captured from the Italian navy..."
CROW: "Then we moved on to showgirl costumes."

JOEL: "Oh, take me to the mushroom palace, sweet friend booze!"
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...