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« Reply #570 on: July 17, 2019, 04:50:55 AM » |
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The Mad Monster
Professor Fitzgerald: [inspecting Dr. Cameron's lab] You seem to be excellently equipped.
Tom: Thank you! I didn't think you could tell through these trousers.
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« Reply #571 on: March 02, 2021, 06:39:11 PM » |
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MST3K shorts (not my shorts)
Speech: Using Your Voice.
Dull actor: "Uhh, well, the fact is we spent many nights in the..err...."
Crow: "Panties!"
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« Reply #572 on: March 03, 2021, 07:34:01 AM » |
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I recently rewatched MONSTER A GO-GO, by far my favorite episode, and I insist that the best moment in the entire show is when one of the actors makes the phone noise with his mouth. Like, how crappy can a movie get?
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« Reply #573 on: March 04, 2021, 04:39:11 AM » |
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Devil DollCrow: “We’ve arrived at the Knucklehead-Smith residence, Sir.” Tom: [bad guy is carrying the ventriloquist dummy] “Oh, why’s he carrying Al Pacino?” 
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« Reply #574 on: March 04, 2021, 10:00:40 AM » |
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Bloodlust
[Drunk guy has both his hands on a stuffed lion's head: lion does not look happy]
Crow: "Hey, paws off, pal."
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« Reply #575 on: March 04, 2021, 10:21:51 AM » |
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The Creeping Terror
[the carpet monster is blown up]
Crow [confused]: "Something sort of happened."
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« Reply #576 on: March 06, 2021, 07:54:17 AM » |
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This Island Earth [MST3K The Movie]
[a character's car is blown up with him in it]
Tom: "I regret nothing!" 😅💩🥴🧟♂️
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« Reply #577 on: March 06, 2021, 08:39:56 AM » |
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POD PEOPLE
[a character is attacked by Trumpy and the much welcomed action is suddenly interrupted]
Tom: "oh, enough of that exciting stuff, meanwhile in still yet another movie..."
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« Reply #578 on: March 06, 2021, 02:48:18 PM » |
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POD PEOPLE
[a character is attacked by Trumpy and the much welcomed action is suddenly interrupted]
Tom: "oh, enough of that exciting stuff, meanwhile in still yet another movie..."
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« Reply #579 on: March 19, 2021, 02:39:26 PM » |
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The Screaming Skull
[Jenny throws the skull out the window]
Tom: Alas poor Yorick, she threw him well!
Narrator: "The Screaming Skull" is a motion picture that reaches its climax in shocking horror.
Mike: ...But we cut that.
Narrator: This climax is so terrifying that it may have an unforeseen effect. It may kill you.
Tom: If you watch it in front of a moving bus.
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« Reply #580 on: March 27, 2021, 07:29:00 AM » |
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Bloodlust
[Drunk guy stumbles into the living room]
Tom: "I threw up on your water buffalo, I hope that's OK."
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« Reply #581 on: April 03, 2021, 02:17:14 PM » |
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FIRE MAIDENS OF OUTER SPACE
[Military scientist lights up]
TOM: Say, this really is a JOINT mission!
[As we watch the maidens dance]
JOEL: Excuse me, can we get a table closer to the plot?
[A group of maidens wrestle and tie up their leader]
CROW: Hey, somebody finally filmed my dream!
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« Reply #582 on: June 28, 2021, 12:37:12 PM » |
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CAVEDWELLERS
Some random guy: "You can go on beating me, but......"
Crow: "Knee me in the groin first."
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« Reply #583 on: June 29, 2021, 02:29:32 PM » |
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TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000 [a car pulls up to a building in a very badly lit shot] Crow: "Filmed in glorious black and slightly less black."  |
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« Reply #584 on: June 30, 2021, 12:33:51 AM » |
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THE UNDEAD [shot of a barren landscape / forest] Tom: "You know, this forest could use a plant." |
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