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« Reply #585 on: July 01, 2021, 11:14:04 AM »

MONSTER A GO GO

[Random official checking out a burnt corpse]
"What could have caused such burns?'
Joel: "Mexican food?"
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« Reply #586 on: July 02, 2021, 06:28:09 AM »

THE SIDEHACKERS

[Guy on PA] "A new and exciting sport. Filled with thrills and spills, such as you've never seen before."
Tom: "And you won't see now." TeddyR
Crow: "C'mon, c'mon, the film is slowing up!"

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #587 on: July 03, 2021, 03:37:44 AM »

TIME OF THE APES

[Ape bad guy is shooting for an Oscar]

"I must have my revenge, I must have my revenge!!"
Tom: "Yeah, you must have your Valium too, buddy."
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« Reply #588 on: July 03, 2021, 02:45:22 PM »

THE MAGIC VOYAGE OF SINBAD:

JOEL: I never knew Arabia was so Russian!

And one of my all-time favorite riffs, which I mentioned in this thread years ago:

Sinbad: Have you got the Bird of Happiness?
CROW: No, but we've got a pretty friendly chicken.
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« Reply #589 on: July 04, 2021, 03:38:38 AM »

THE MAGIC VOYAGE OF SINBAD:

JOEL: I never knew Arabia was so Russian!

And one of my all-time favorite riffs, which I mentioned in this thread years ago:

Sinbad: Have you got the Bird of Happiness?
CROW: No, but we've got a pretty friendly chicken.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #590 on: July 04, 2021, 01:37:58 PM »

THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE

Crow: "Uh, Mike, you gotta bring Tom in."
Mike: "Why?"
Crow: "Because he can't hover, there's an air grate there."
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« Reply #591 on: July 06, 2021, 04:07:32 AM »

MERLIN'S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS

Jonathan: "I chew places like this up and spit them into the toilet."
Mike, Tom, Crow: "Bleurgh."
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« Reply #592 on: July 10, 2021, 11:25:08 AM »

FUTURE WAR

[the good guy launches a punch at a zero budget Terminator type]
Crow: "Wow. He's got the longest butt crack I've ever seen."
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« Reply #593 on: July 16, 2021, 12:48:49 PM »

INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN

[the very slowed down threatening message has been played on the small spaceship]
Mike: "That is all, hold on, wait, oh, Ted wants me to call you a bunch of wieners."  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #594 on: July 18, 2021, 08:55:53 AM »

RIDING WITH DEATH

[uppity bad guy] "It was sabotage I tell you, I've got a gut feeling."
Tom: "My corset is too tight."  Buggedout
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« Reply #595 on: July 18, 2021, 11:41:13 AM »

THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN

[overuse of cello on the soundtrack]
Mike: "Hey Yo Yo Ma, give it a break!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #596 on: July 24, 2021, 01:07:09 PM »

OPERATION DOUBLE 007

JOEL: How is it that he gets color on his girl but he only gets black and white on his TV?

Neil Connery, describing a patient: When I saw this girl's condition...
TOM: I heaved.

Femme fatale: You read too many novels by Fleming.
CROW: Jerry Fleming, Ian's brother.
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« Reply #597 on: July 27, 2021, 12:31:46 PM »

In the "exciting car chase scene" from Mitchell:

[Mitchell and Cummins' car are almost stuck together]
Tom: "Geez, these guys couldn't even shake a trolley."  TeddyR
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« Reply #598 on: July 29, 2021, 09:33:22 AM »

I have to throw in a South African made one here.

OUTLAW OF GOR

[Jack Palance has his back to the camera]
Crow: "Jack? Hey, Jack, over here, buddy."  TeddyR
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« Reply #599 on: August 01, 2021, 10:41:07 AM »

FUGITIVE ALIEN

[horribly lit horrible bad guy]
"You will not reach home. All traitors die."  Buggedout
Joel: "Don't smoke."
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