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The truly terrible joke thread

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Leah

#390
June 27, 2012, 11:45:57 PM
I'm a pacifist alright, I'm about to pass a fist across your face!

A jazz group plays 1000 notes for 3 people, a rock group plays 3 notes for 1000 people.
yeah no.

Leah

#391
July 21, 2012, 12:26:32 PM
this is my joke here:
yeah no.

A_Dubya

#392
July 23, 2012, 12:40:37 PM
Why couldn't the wrestler set a fire?

He lost all his matches.
This space free, since Photobucket is on dust.

PSN ID: A_Dubya13

Leah

#393
July 26, 2012, 11:47:34 PM Last Edit: July 30, 2012, 05:13:57 PM by El Misfit
Dude, that camping trip was..in tents (say it out loud if you have to)

People say that anything that deals with Jesus is sacred, including his poo- it's the Holy Sh!t!
yeah no.

Saucerman

#394
August 04, 2012, 09:28:14 PM
Two drums and a cymbal set fall off a cliff.

Ba-dump ksssshhhhhh.

Leah

#395
December 07, 2012, 05:00:35 PM
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress is Congress?  :buggedout: :tongueout:
yeah no.

zombie no.one

#396
December 07, 2012, 06:10:31 PM
what do you call cheese that's not yours?

someone else's cheese.


two nuns in the bath, one says "where's the soap?"

the other replies "are you blind, it's over there in the soap-dish".
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

indianasmith

#397
December 07, 2012, 06:53:54 PM
So I looked up at one of my 8th graders today, and he had just pulled the sole of his shoe clean off!  I shook my head sadly, and said "You've lsot your sole!! What will it profit you now if you gain the whole world?"

Upon reflection, he sold me his sole for a quarter.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

#398
December 08, 2012, 09:54:10 AM
I am thinking about burying his sole in the earthen bank of my stock tank.
Then I can truly say I dammed his sole.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Doc Daneeka

#399
December 10, 2012, 02:27:51 PM
Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Better question, is Fincher afraid of The Human Centipede?

https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

Leah

#400
December 13, 2012, 10:05:54 PM
Hot new Single, it's called "I ride my" by Cycle!
yeah no.

Umaril Has Returned

#401
December 16, 2012, 01:18:40 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on December 07, 2012, 05:00:35 PM
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress is Congress?  :buggedout: :tongueout:

At this point in our country's history, I believe you may be onto something there!  :bouncegiggle:

Umaril Has Returned

#402
December 16, 2012, 01:21:49 PM
OK, a truly bad joke?

Miss Crabtree asked Buckwheat to use the word "dictate" in a sentence.

Buckwheat's eyes lit up with enthusiasm as he stood up and said "Darla says my dictate good!"

Hey, c'mon guys, it said this is the truly terrible joke thread!  :bouncegiggle:

Leah

#403
December 16, 2012, 03:44:35 PM
To those who thinks that the world will end on December 21, please drop off your valuables at my house.

yeah no.

Leah

#404
December 19, 2012, 11:25:55 PM
Here's yet another pic-pun
yeah no.
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