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« Reply #975 on: July 24, 2019, 11:21:00 AM » |
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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« Reply #976 on: July 28, 2019, 06:36:39 PM » |
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I don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
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« Reply #977 on: July 28, 2019, 06:48:28 PM » |
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Ion: I think i lost an electron.
Atom: Are you sure?
Ion: I'm positive!
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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« Reply #978 on: July 29, 2019, 03:30:00 AM » |
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #979 on: August 01, 2019, 07:50:34 AM » |
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How do you get to Heaven?
Turn right and go straight.
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« Reply #980 on: August 01, 2019, 07:51:08 AM » |
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Cheetah little and soon you're a lion big.
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« Reply #981 on: August 01, 2019, 07:51:58 AM » |
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Why was Julia Child cruel?
Because she whipped eggs and beat cream.
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« Reply #982 on: August 02, 2019, 04:44:02 PM » |
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When I came-to in the delivery room after my first child was born the doctor shoved a Red Bull in my hand and told me congratulations.
"So what is it?" I asked.
"A girl," he said.
"Great!' I exclaimed. "She healthy?"
"Perfectly healthy," the doctor told me.
"Great!" I told him, gulping the Red Bull. "So is she white?"
"Uh, yes...."
"Great! Give me my phone so I can tell that damn plumber he's off the hook!"
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« Reply #983 on: August 02, 2019, 07:28:28 PM » |
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Mop 'n glo, the official floorwax of the fukishima cleanup team.
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« Reply #984 on: August 03, 2019, 09:03:35 AM » |
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Donald trump just took action to prove he can reduce crime in a predominately black city.
He left washington DC for the weekend.
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« Reply #985 on: August 03, 2019, 11:49:29 PM » |
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Why can't the physicists and biologist get along? There's no chemistry
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yeah no.
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« Reply #986 on: August 04, 2019, 05:35:14 PM » |
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Back in the day there was a game show called Guess What It Is? Contestants were blindfolded and allowed to feel an object set in front of them, and given one minute to ask questions and figure out what the unseen mystery object was.
An old lady from Maine was on the show one night and after she was blindfolded a giant morel mushroom was set in front of her. She reached down and touched it, then asked, "Is this object something you can eat?"
The host indicated it was, and the old lady declared, "It's a moose's dick!"
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« Reply #987 on: August 04, 2019, 07:22:55 PM » |
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In Greek mythology, Chiron was a half human, half horse doctor.
This made him the first centaur for disease control.
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« Reply #988 on: August 05, 2019, 10:37:53 AM » |
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In Greek mythology, Chiron was a half human, half horse doctor.
This made him the first centaur for disease control.
That one's actually not bad. |
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« Reply #989 on: August 05, 2019, 10:52:39 PM » |
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I just read a joke about Oedipus and Midas. It was motherf**king gold!
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yeah no.
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