ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #1020 on: September 05, 2019, 08:48:17 PM » |
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I don't understand unemployed people. They make no cents!
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
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« Reply #1021 on: September 08, 2019, 02:09:48 PM » |
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Whenever I get naked in the bathroom the shower gets turned on.
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yeah no.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #1022 on: September 09, 2019, 04:25:11 PM » |
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How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
(A fish.)
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« Reply #1023 on: September 19, 2019, 05:20:45 AM » |
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Why did the trump supporting nurse carry a red inkpen with her while at the hospital?
In case she had to draw blood.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #1024 on: September 19, 2019, 06:47:22 AM » |
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Why does Sven make fun of other people? Because he's miserable in his sad life.  |
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« Reply #1025 on: September 19, 2019, 03:02:45 PM » |
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic.
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yeah no.
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ER
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« Reply #1026 on: September 19, 2019, 04:17:40 PM » |
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Why don't bears like eating Chinese?
Because an hour later they're hungry for more.
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ER
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« Reply #1027 on: September 19, 2019, 07:36:12 PM » |
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How do we know God has a sense of humor? He gave Sven a penis, and nowhere to put it.  |
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« Reply #1028 on: September 19, 2019, 07:45:33 PM » |
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How do you confuse Sven?
Put his welfare check in a bowl and tell him it's in the corner.
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ER
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« Reply #1029 on: September 19, 2019, 07:47:15 PM » |
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You hear about the earthquake that hit Chicago?
Sven was running to catch an ice cream truck.
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« Reply #1030 on: September 19, 2019, 07:48:27 PM » |
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When was Sven born?
Eight months after they banned wire coat hangers.
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ER
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« Reply #1031 on: September 19, 2019, 07:51:49 PM » |
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How do you get Sven to work for a living?
I have no idea.
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« Reply #1032 on: September 19, 2019, 10:46:02 PM » |
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Why does er s**t on peolle here? If she did it in real life she'd find out what the term b***h slap meant.
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Alex
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« Reply #1033 on: September 21, 2019, 05:28:45 AM » |
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Necrophilia: Putting the fun into funeral.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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« Reply #1034 on: October 07, 2019, 08:42:26 AM » |
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ER was arrested for public nudity while playing tennis.
The sign said "Only tennis shoes allowed while on court. "
How do you know ER belongs to the ku klux Klan?
She just takes old ni--er jokes she hears from them and puts othermpeopllecs names in them.
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