The truly terrible joke thread

[ER]

I don't understand unemployed people. They make no cents!

[Leah]

Whenever I get naked in the bathroom the shower gets turned on.

[ER]

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
(A fish.)

[Svengoolie 3]

Why did the trump supporting nurse carry a red  inkpen with her while at the hospital?

In case she had  to draw blood.

[ER]

Why does Sven make fun of other people?

Because he's miserable in his sad life. 

[Leah]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic.

[ER]

Why don't bears like eating Chinese?
Because an hour later they're hungry for more.

[ER]

How do we know God has a sense of humor?

He gave Sven a penis, and nowhere to put it. 

[ER]

How do you confuse Sven?
Put his welfare check in a bowl and tell him it's in the corner.

[ER]

You hear about the earthquake that hit Chicago?
Sven was running to catch an ice cream truck.

[ER]

When was Sven born?
Eight months after they banned wire coat hangers.

[ER]

How do you get Sven to work for a living?
I have no idea.

[Svengoolie 3]

Why does er s**t on peolle here? If she did it in real life she'd find out what the term b***h slap meant.

[Alex]

Necrophilia: Putting the fun into funeral.

[Svengoolie 3]

ER was arrested for public nudity while playing tennis.

The sign said "Only  tennis shoes allowed while on court. "

How do you know ER belongs to the ku klux Klan?

She just takes old ni--er jokes she hears from them and puts othermpeopllecs names in them.