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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #1065 on: August 14, 2020, 10:08:21 AM »

Why did the stoner eat his math test?
(Because his classmate said it was a piece of cake.)
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« Reply #1066 on: September 16, 2020, 03:11:00 PM »

My friend promised he'd sing Whitesnake on karaoke with me but he lied.

So... Here I go again on my own.
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Hi there!


« Reply #1067 on: September 18, 2020, 08:27:14 PM »

What's blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
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yeah no.
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« Reply #1068 on: October 06, 2020, 08:52:35 PM »



I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells.

I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.
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« Reply #1069 on: October 06, 2020, 09:06:02 PM »

Where do mansplainers get their water?

From a well, actually.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #1070 on: October 09, 2020, 08:39:21 PM »

Why do snakes swim with their heads above water?

Because if they didn't, they'd drown.
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #1071 on: October 09, 2020, 08:53:18 PM »

Why do snakes swim with their heads above water?

Because if they didn't, they'd drown.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

That's a stupid joke! Why am I laughing my ass off?
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #1072 on: October 09, 2020, 09:19:35 PM »

Hitler and a radio show producer are standing on top of a radio tower.
Hitler says " I want to do something to make people happy."
The radio guy says- "Jump."
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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« Reply #1073 on: October 09, 2020, 10:19:27 PM »

Why did the Egyptians bury their kings in huge pyramids?


Because they were dead!
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #1074 on: October 10, 2020, 12:07:51 AM »

How many morons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3.
 One to hold the light bulb and 2 to spin the ladder.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #1075 on: October 10, 2020, 08:44:19 AM »

Joke for a Klingon:

How many Romulans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the light bulb and one to blow up the ship afterward.
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« Reply #1076 on: October 10, 2020, 09:33:29 AM »

What's Dracula's least-favorite song?

"Here Comes the Sun"
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #1077 on: October 10, 2020, 10:10:02 AM »

A freind of mine said onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at him.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #1078 on: October 10, 2020, 11:02:02 AM »

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He saw his gas bill.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #1079 on: October 10, 2020, 11:02:52 AM »

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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