Favorite Mystery Science Theater 3000 Host Segments

[AndyC]

The Final Sacrifice, when everybody comes down with hockey hair, except Mike, who's already had it.

And Mike's immunity makes him more susceptible to Grizzled Old Prospector Syndrome.

Servo: Have you been kissing any prospectors?
Mike: Nope... Wait... Nope, that was a surly truck farmer. Durn fine kisser, though.

[AndyC]

And from Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, all of the Public Pearl pledge drive segments.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwELovShqqs

[Rev. Powell]

A Danger to Myself and Others
from ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES

Oh, I'm a danger to myself and others.

My cousins are as close as brothers.

I stay out in the rain all the time!


CROW: He's a danger to himself and others.

Only likes shows with Sally Struthers.

I can't even think of a word that rhymes.


TOM: Ya just did!


JOEL: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?


TOM: Well pretty dumb, that's for sure!


CROW: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?


TOM: Well this pipe's filled with manure!


ALL: We're a danger to ourselves and others.

Screw the earth and steal our mothers.

Leave us in the woods and we're just fine.

We're a danger to ourselves and others.

Good livestock with better lovers.

Hunting leeches is what we call a good time!


[Joel throws dynamite.]

A true classic, but until I re-watched it I had forgotten that the same episode gave us the malfunctioning holo-clown segment.

HOLO CLOWN: Did I show you my magical whimsical squirting flower?
TOM: Yes, about a kazillion times!
HOLO CLOWN: Aw... well did I show you my rash?

HOLO CLOWN: Hey little girl... would you like a salted nut roll?

HOLO CLOWN A starts spontaneously freaking out.
HOLO CLOWN B: What are you yelling about? Shut up!  You think I like being stuck in limbo with you?  Get on your orange and yellow knees and kiss my clown feet that I haven't killed you!

[AndyC]

You are magic, Trumpy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMspcxr1Vi8&NR=1

[AndyC]

Pearl gives Brain Guy a hump.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED-viWSZL2w&feature=related

[bob]

Torgo's Pizza

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__0C1lxp1Q4

[Kaseykockroach]

All of the Timmy segments from Fire Maidens from Outer Space...Surprisingly creepy, for me anyway. 

[AndyC]

From Outlaw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePusmtf1IQ

[Rev. Powell]

Two good ones in THE REBEL SET.

In the opening, Joel is reading the bots scary bedtime stories, but they're too jaded to be scared by Stephen King.  So Joel goes to the most horrifying tome of all... "Life's Little Instruction Book."

Then, there's the "Who's Merritt Stone?" sequence to close the episode.

Also two good ones in MONSTER A GO-Go.

Gypsy doesn't "get" Crow.  She can't explain exactly what it is she doesn't get, though.  "Is it because I often panic while making sandwiches?," Crow wonders.  Maybe it's Tom she doesn't get?

In the closer, Tom is a happy king and Crow is Sir Giggles von Laughs-a-Lot.

[Nakuyabi]

"Dull surprise!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVGvszaIr-w

[Rev. Powell]

Torgo's Pizza

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__0C1lxp1Q4

Love it.  I also love the fact that Frank and Dr. Forrester separately apologize to Joel for the movie.  "I know it's our job to send you really bad movies, but this time, even I have to admit, we really went too far."

[AndyC]

During The Amazing Colossal Man, when Joel sits in a miniature room and recreates the movie. "Aaaaah, I'm huge!"

[AndyC]

Sidehacking terminology.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B77pJqwN-D4

[AndyC]

The "plot shanty" at the end of Mighty Jack.

Slow the plot down, laddie
Slow the plot down
Way hey, slow the plot down
Just scuttle the story and run 'er aground
We'll try so hard to slow the plot down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc9ChlLKHJ0

[bob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA