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Started by retrorussell, February 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM

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retrorussell

Sorry, we're out of toilet paper; you'll just have to wipe your butt with this live hornet's nest.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AoTFan


Boy, my computer runs WAY better now that I installed all those Updates!

BoyScoutKevin

Quote from: retrorussell on June 16, 2016, 08:29:45 PM
Sorry, we're out of toilet paper; you'll just have to wipe your butt with this live hornet's nest.

If it's made out of paper, then that's good enough for me.

BREELROYALTY

Yes I've gotten enough sleep, and no I don't need coffee this morning, the baby didn't cry at all last night.

Chainsawmidget

I got held up at gun point and was forced to teach a water buffalo ballet. 

ER

On the dark side of the moon, peacocks in mud pies taste like pine berry taco shells.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

javakoala

I think I'll make mountain oysters out of my own testicles!
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

ER

"Scalded soiled silicone sandwiches send scant shivers spinning softly, soundly southward," sour Sapphic Sally Smolderstein, sexy Selma Smith's spinster Sephardic step-sister, superciliously saddling salmon, shouted shrilly sans sniffling symptoms, seven-seventeen, Saturday September Second, scooping Sam's Sunday Sentinel story; Sam said she'd supposedly sighted striding sinewy stinky snakes slithering southward scaring Seattle's Sixth Street shoppers, simultaneously selfishly snoring shrewishly, silver-shirted Sir Simon Sinclair-Sotherbottle, Scottish savant/scone-slobberer, stated.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

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Quote from: ER on February 12, 2017, 03:32:29 PM
"Scalded soiled silicone sandwiches send scant shivers spinning softly, soundly southward," sour Sapphic Sally Smolderstein, sexy Selma Smith's spinster Sephardic step-sister, superciliously saddling salmon, shouted shrilly sans sniffling symptoms, seven-seventeen, Saturday September Second, scooping Sam's Sunday Sentinel story; Sam said she'd supposedly sighted striding sinewy stinky snakes slithering southward scaring Seattle's Sixth Street shoppers, simultaneously selfishly snoring shrewishly, silver-shirted Sir Simon Sinclair-Sotherbottle, Scottish savant/scone-slobberer, stated.

You should be a writer. I read yer "intoduce yerself" thread-your good. You write cinematic-if ya know what I mean. Yer a good writer.This is kinda silly-but it's-its still very good!  You should be a f**king writer! YOUR GOOD.
"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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AoTFan

It was a difficult situation, but once we got the legal system involved, everything went smoothly from there.

ER

Quote from: RCMerchant on February 12, 2017, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: ER on February 12, 2017, 03:32:29 PM
"Scalded soiled silicone sandwiches send scant shivers spinning softly, soundly southward," sour Sapphic Sally Smolderstein, sexy Selma Smith's spinster Sephardic step-sister, superciliously saddling salmon, shouted shrilly sans sniffling symptoms, seven-seventeen, Saturday September Second, scooping Sam's Sunday Sentinel story; Sam said she'd supposedly sighted striding sinewy stinky snakes slithering southward scaring Seattle's Sixth Street shoppers, simultaneously selfishly snoring shrewishly, silver-shirted Sir Simon Sinclair-Sotherbottle, Scottish savant/scone-slobberer, stated.

You should be a writer. I read yer "intoduce yerself" thread-your good. You write cinematic-if ya know what I mean. Yer a good writer.This is kinda silly-but it's-its still very good!  You should be a f**king writer! YOUR GOOD.

Thank you most sincerely, RC. :-)
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

Ronnie - go back to the "Short Story Challenge" thread I started and read the one she posted there!  It's a hoot!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

indianasmith

It's wonderful to see ALL Americans agree on something!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

These aren't the droids we sodomized back on planet Upyerbuttandaroundthecorner.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."