Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

[retrorussell]

Sorry, we're out of toilet paper; you'll just have to wipe your butt with this live hornet's nest.

[AoTFan]

Boy, my computer runs WAY better now that I installed all those Updates!

[BoyScoutKevin]

Sorry, we're out of toilet paper; you'll just have to wipe your butt with this live hornet's nest.

If it's made out of paper, then that's good enough for me.

[BREELROYALTY]

Yes I've gotten enough sleep, and no I don't need coffee this morning, the baby didn't cry at all last night.

[Chainsawmidget]

I got held up at gun point and was forced to teach a water buffalo ballet. 

[ER]

On the dark side of the moon, peacocks in mud pies taste like pine berry taco shells.

[javakoala]

I think I'll make mountain oysters out of my own testicles!

[ER]

"Scalded soiled silicone sandwiches send scant shivers spinning softly, soundly southward," sour Sapphic Sally Smolderstein, sexy Selma Smith's spinster Sephardic step-sister, superciliously saddling salmon, shouted shrilly sans sniffling symptoms, seven-seventeen, Saturday September Second, scooping Sam's Sunday Sentinel story; Sam said she'd supposedly sighted striding sinewy stinky snakes slithering southward scaring Seattle's Sixth Street shoppers, simultaneously selfishly snoring shrewishly, silver-shirted Sir Simon Sinclair-Sotherbottle, Scottish savant/scone-slobberer, stated.

[RCMerchant]

"Scalded soiled silicone sandwiches send scant shivers spinning softly, soundly southward," sour Sapphic Sally Smolderstein, sexy Selma Smith's spinster Sephardic step-sister, superciliously saddling salmon, shouted shrilly sans sniffling symptoms, seven-seventeen, Saturday September Second, scooping Sam's Sunday Sentinel story; Sam said she'd supposedly sighted striding sinewy stinky snakes slithering southward scaring Seattle's Sixth Street shoppers, simultaneously selfishly snoring shrewishly, silver-shirted Sir Simon Sinclair-Sotherbottle, Scottish savant/scone-slobberer, stated.

You should be a writer. I read yer "intoduce yerself" thread-your good. You write cinematic-if ya know what I mean. Yer a good writer.This is kinda silly-but it's-its still very good!  You should be a f**king writer! YOUR GOOD.

[AoTFan]

It was a difficult situation, but once we got the legal system involved, everything went smoothly from there.

[ER]

"Scalded soiled silicone sandwiches send scant shivers spinning softly, soundly southward," sour Sapphic Sally Smolderstein, sexy Selma Smith's spinster Sephardic step-sister, superciliously saddling salmon, shouted shrilly sans sniffling symptoms, seven-seventeen, Saturday September Second, scooping Sam's Sunday Sentinel story; Sam said she'd supposedly sighted striding sinewy stinky snakes slithering southward scaring Seattle's Sixth Street shoppers, simultaneously selfishly snoring shrewishly, silver-shirted Sir Simon Sinclair-Sotherbottle, Scottish savant/scone-slobberer, stated.

You should be a writer. I read yer "intoduce yerself" thread-your good. You write cinematic-if ya know what I mean. Yer a good writer.This is kinda silly-but it's-its still very good!  You should be a f**king writer! YOUR GOOD.

Thank you most sincerely, RC. :-)

[indianasmith]

Ronnie - go back to the "Short Story Challenge" thread I started and read the one she posted there!  It's a hoot!

[retrorussell]

Is that your sweet, pungent coccyx I smell?

[indianasmith]

It's wonderful to see ALL Americans agree on something!

[retrorussell]

These aren't the droids we sodomized back on planet Upyerbuttandaroundthecorner.