A.J. Bauer Reviews: "Mac & Me"

[Olivia Bauer]

19 min - This kid's dad was Billy Mays. HA!

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20 min - RC car remotes have enough battery power for 8 seconds of use before it dies.

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21 min -
"Here's your toww (Sounds like "Toe")!"
"Huh?"
"Tuna on whole wheat!"

Sounds... Appetizing! I'd love to eat toes!

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24 min -

"Look! Somebody left footprints!"
"Yeah right! Like Mom's gonna believe that!"
So I guess it was the kid in the wheel chair who left those prints?

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30 min - How does the alien know how earth power tools work?

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31 min - She finds the entire living room revamped into a forest style and she thinks the kid in the wheel chair did it. Logic? WHAT'S THAT?! Should I also mention this alien did this overnight without waking anyone?

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32 min - The wheel chair kid thought it was a smart idea to attempt to go down a steep hill. Wow.

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33 min - How is he staying up in the water like that if his legs don't work?!

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33 min - HOW IS HE STILL IN HIS WHEEL CHAIR?! He was struggling to stay on the surface!

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37 min - McDonald's Product placement count: 1

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41 min - I was afraid of this movie being a rip-off of ET. Guess what. They stole the scene where the little boy baits ET into a trap. This time it's straws and not Reese's Pieces. HOW SHAMELESS ARE THESE BASTARDS?!

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41 min - I guess vacuums are these thing's weakness.

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43 min -

"This must be what they like to drink on their own planet!"

Coca-Cola?

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46 min - Why did it's skin tone get lighter?

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48 min - And once again... OVER NIGHT... The alien completely revamped the house. But now it's normal again. What B.S.!