A.J. Bauer Reviews: "Mac & Me"

[Olivia Bauer]

Sorry if I'm not posting enough. This film is mind numbingly terrible, I can barely pay attention at this point.

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr. 16 min - *FACE PALM*

They actually LIVE off of Coca-Cola?! Where the f**k are they finding Coke on MARS?! UNDER GROUND?! WHY DO THEY HAVE STRAWS ON MARS?! THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF GARBAGE TO DISGRACE SCIENCE FICTION SINCE BATTLEFIELD EARTH!!

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr. 18 min - Can you believe that the adult aliens look even worse than that "MAC" thing?!

[bob]

You're almost done. You can finish it! 

[RD]

I just got back from PAUL and yes, there was a Mac and Me reference.

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr. min 22 - Did that alien give that lady the bird?

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr. 22 min - THEY DID NOT JUST LET THE ALIENS IN THE f**kING CONVENIENCE STORE!!

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr 24 min -


1) The aliens just got surrounded by cops. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD GO BAD!
2) Is that O.J. Simpson?

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr 25 min - WOW! That store was full of explosives! How did a shotgun shot travel that far?! GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD~!!

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr. 26 min - The cripple died? How? He wasn't THAT close to the explosion!

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr 28 min. - THE ALIENS SURVIVED THE EXPLOSION?! NO! NOOO!!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR F**KING MAGICAL POWERS! THEY SHOULD BE DEAD! DEAD!! DEAD!!!! QUENCH MY THIRST FOR BLOOD! REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

[Technical Difficulties, we'll be right back!]

[Olivia Bauer]

THEY DID NOT JUST BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE! AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHGHHHHGGHHHHH!!!!! 

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr. 31 min -

[Olivia Bauer]

1 hr. 32 min - I should be disturbed by the aliens dressed like humans in this scene. But what gets me is really that that Asian girl looks a lot like the aliens.

[Olivia Bauer]

McDonald's Product count = 3