A.J. Bauer Reviews: "Mac & Me"

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:12:33 PM

50 min - WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING?! WHY IS THERE AN ATMOSPHERE ON MARS?! HOW ARE THESE THINGS ALIVE?! WHY DO THEY HAVE CLOTHES?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:13:48 PM

50 min - This is the worst Mom ever! She's taking her crippled son on a down hill jog with her!

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:14:38 PM

51 min - Why are there so many dogs on this street?

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:20:16 PM

56 min - Why do all the kids in this movie have the most annoying voices ever?

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:21:54 PM

57 min - There were so many funny faces made in one scene. HAHAHA!!

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:23:12 PM

57 min -

"What's he doing in there?"
"I think he's putting steering wheels on his wheel chair"

BWAHAHAHA!! That's worse than the "Flat Tire" comment from "Thankskilling".

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:24:58 PM

57 min - Another ET rip-off. He put the alien in a suit. This time it's a giant teddy bear. THAT HE PLANS ON TAKING TO A PARTY! I could take this kid's lunch mon-...

Actually he's a in a wheel chair... I'd feel like a dick.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:27:48 PM

1 hour - What's with the random musical number?

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:29:08 PM

McDonald's Product Plug count: 2

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:31:06 PM

1 hr. 1 min - Several kids saw the "Teddy Bear" stretch out a weirdly long alien hand. Gee, I think bringing the alien out in public was a BAD THING!!

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:32:49 PM

1 hr. 2 min - How is everybody falling for this "It's an anamatronic teddy!" bulls**t? It's the 80's! We don't even have that kind of tech today!

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:34:29 PM

1 hr. 2 min - That's pretty good choreography for a flash mob.

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:37:26 PM

1 hr. 4 min - These guys are having trouble catching a little boy in a wheel chair?

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:40:22 PM

1 hr. 7 min - Did she just walk through shattered glass bear foot?

Olivia Bauer · March 18, 2011, 06:45:28 PM

1 hr. 11 min - I'm so confused. What's all this about horses and windmills? Somebody please make sense of this film!