Wish Corruption Game

[Leah]

Granted, but it will cost you $5.00

I wish to be a pony.

[tracy]

Granted, but it will cost you $5.00

I wish to be a pony.

Granted....and you live your life at children's birthday parties giving rides to sticky,loud kids.

I wish I had a well-paying job.

[alandhopewell]

Granted, but it will cost you $5.00

I wish to be a pony.

Granted....and you live your life at children's birthday parties giving rides to sticky,loud kids.

I wish I had a well-paying job.

     GRANTED- You are now Obama's s**t catcher Press Secretary.

I wish I could lose 100 pounds and 30 years.

[akiratubo]

I wish I could lose 100 pounds and 30 years.

Granted.  You are now thirty years older and anorexic.

I wish I could make my imagination real.

[Rev. Powell]

I wish I could make my imagination real.

Granted. Just try not to imagine an elephant slowly crushing your head into a bloody pulp, won't you?

I wish broccoli tasted like candy.

[retrorussell]

Granted.  It now tastes like Candy, the 73-year old prostitute who never shaves, has terrible B.O. and hasn't douched since the Eisenhower administration.

I want my own swimming pool!

[Pacman000]

Granted, but it has a hole.

I wish for Atari to come back.

[Leah]

Granted, now it is the biggest flop in all of history.

I want a turtle as a friend.

[retrorussell]

Here you go:

Just remember, friends don't eat each other! (well, not in the literal sense)

I wish for a time machine.

[Pacman000]

Here ya go:

It goes Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc...

(I ripped this joke off of an old comic strip; I don't remember the name.  Picture from Wikimedia, license here: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MontreGousset001.jpg)

I wish for $5.

[tracy]

Here ya go:

It goes Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc...

(I ripped this joke off of an old comic strip; I don't remember the name.  Picture from Wikimedia, license here: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MontreGousset001.jpg)

I wish for $5.

Granted...you have a crisp new $5 bill....but due to inflation everything costs $6.

I wish it would never get over 90 degrees here.

[Leah]

Granted, it only stays at 89.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^oF


I wish for something stupid.

[alandhopewell]

Granted, it only stays at 89.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^oF


I wish for something stupid.

    Ta-DAHHHHHH!




      I wish for a good, rare steak.

[Leah]

Granted, here it is:

It's very rare as you can see!

What is this doing on my bed?

[tracy]

Granted, here it is:

It's very rare as you can see!

What is this doing on my bed?

The backstroke....boom chink!

I wish my back didn't hurt.