Wish Corruption Game

[indianasmith]

Granted, but everyone dies of boredom because mankind requires conflict to survive.

I wish I had another couple of hours to hang out on the PC tonight.

[Leah]

Granted, but the internet is down.

I wished that it would rain and cool things down.

[RCMerchant]

Granted though now your work schedule has been tripled.

I wish Bill Cosby would stop acting so self righteous.

Dam. That one was granted!

Granted.
But it's raining frogs.

I wish I had a good cigar.

[indianasmith]

Granted, but there is no flame to light it within 500 miles of your current location.
I wish to sell 200 books at my signing tomorrow.

[RCMerchant]

Granted-but the books you sell are yard sale paperbacks.

I wish I was in Dixie.

[Rev. Powell]

Granted-but the books you sell are yard sale paperbacks.

I wish I was in Dixie.

Granted. You're now at a Confederate monument protest and... man, this is not going to go well.

I wish that the next wish corruption is the funniest one ever!

[indianasmith]

Granted, but I'm not writing it down so you'll never get how hard I'm laughing right now! 

I wish my wife liked sex as much as she likes watching television on Saturday morning.

[Alex]

Granted, but she decides she really likes sex with other women rather than you.

I wish whoever replies to this post gets what ever they want for christmas.

[indianasmith]

Granted - but this year I wished to lose weight, and the doctors amputated my leg!
I wish that I felt like I am going to feel next week right now.

[Pacman000]

Granted! Too bad; you were supposed to win $100 million next week, but since you essentially asked for both weeks to feel the same I've unwoven that part of your tapestry.

I wish I was going to a party!

[Alex]

Granted, but the party is being held by mutant cannibal hill billys a la The Hills Have Eyes or Wrong Turn and you are the main course.

And although I have no plans to see it I wish the new Tomb Raider film was any good.

[Pacman000]

Ok! It's great! Up there with Citizen Kane & Vertigo! But it ignores the games completely, so you'll have to hear fans complain about it all the time.

I wish I had a puppy...

[RCMerchant]

Granted! But It has the mange and rabies.

I wish I was 6'4".

[Pacman000]

Granted! You hit your head more often.

I wish for a fish!

[indianasmith]

Granted.  It's a Megaladon . . . in your bathtub!

I wish my feet weren't so ugly.