Wish Corruption Game

Olivia Bauer · April 14, 2018, 04:21:15 PM

Granted. I'll be over to your house with a bone saw within the hour.

I wish Persona 4 Golden would finally get a console release.

Alex · April 14, 2018, 04:31:43 PM

Granted, but it is only released on formats you don't own a console for.

I wish my wife didn't require surgery to seperate her from her mobile phone.

Pacman000 · April 18, 2018, 12:18:17 AM

Granted! She's now bind & deaf.

I wish Dark Alex's wife wasn't blind & deaf.

RCMerchant · May 09, 2018, 04:12:35 AM

Granted! But now she has to endure his movie choices.

I wish a Kentucky Fried Chicken would come to Lawton.

Olivia Bauer · May 09, 2018, 07:26:31 AM

Granted. But the health inspector shut it down in the first month it was here.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

RCMerchant · May 09, 2018, 11:35:33 AM

Granted- but he's Jeffrey Dahmer.

I wish I was an astronaut.

Alex · May 09, 2018, 11:44:15 AM

Granted. You get to go on a space walk, but quickly it is important to remember to put your helmet on a few seconds too late...

I wish I had a real Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the edition with the big friendly letters on the front saying "Don't Panic!".

indianasmith · May 09, 2018, 05:50:27 PM

Granted, but the text is written entirely in Vogon verse!

I wish my newest book could be made into a blockbuster movie!

RCMerchant · May 09, 2018, 08:24:59 PM

Granted- but it's directed by Uwe Boll.

I wish I had a bottle of whiskey right now.

Olivia Bauer · June 08, 2018, 10:40:13 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 09, 2018, 08:24:59 PM
Granted- but it's directed by Uwe Boll.

I wish I had a bottle of whiskey right now.

Okay. I'll smash it over your head.

I wish for a good video game based movie.

indianasmith · June 08, 2018, 04:20:13 PM

Granted. It's based on PONG.

I wish I was young again.

Pacman000 · June 08, 2018, 05:10:52 PM

Granted. You are now 2.

I wish... I wish... I wish I were a fish!

Alex · June 08, 2018, 05:23:30 PM

Granted, but alas since you aren't in water right now you do not survive very long and you where dead goldfish go...

I wish my nephew hadn't borrowed and lost my limited edition triple pack of 'The Evil Dead'.

Leah · June 08, 2018, 06:37:50 PM

Granted, but he sets your house on fire.

I wish I could get a CAD job already.

Pacman000 · July 20, 2018, 07:02:27 PM

You're cast in a bit part in a c grade film set in the 50's. A woman slaps you & calls you a cad.

I wish the Atari Jaguar hadn't failed...

Wish Corruption Game

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